They're making a TV show for us!
"Crazy About Pippa" is a one-hour TV special aimed to please those crazies (that's us!) who are totally nuts about Pippa.
Airing on August 9 on TLC, it's not the talk show some might have hoped for, but according to the press release, it WILL answer the question: Who is Pippa Middleton?
The Pippa Lovefest will focus on the Brit's rise to fame and we predict we'll see in-depth discussions of the following pressing topics: her famous tush, her Sarah Burton-designed Royal Wedding dress, her tabloid-friendly love life and her possible connection (or lack thereof) to Prince Harry.
Why, you may ask, does the Duchess of Cambridge's little sis deserve her own documentary? Well, her Facebook fan pages have been "liked" over 185,000 times, the "Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society" has received over 237,000 "likes," according to the press release, and she was apparently offered $5 million to star in an adult film.
If that's not TV-special worthy, we don't know what is.
"Crazy About Pippa" is produced by Target Entertainment for TLC and will air on Tuesday, August 9 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.