07/31/2011 01:26 pm ET | Updated Sep 30, 2011

'F**k Everything': Jon Lajoie Sums Up Every Rap Song Ever (NSFW VIDEO)

A huge part of being a rap star is all of the bravado and swagger you bring to the table. You know what we're talking about. Kanye's really happy for you, and he's gonna let you finish. Jay's got ten number one albums, maybe now eleven. But part of having that swagger means you "just don't give a f**k" about what a lot of "the haters" have to say. Ya know? You're too cool for that, man. Too busy counting your money.

Well Jon LaJoie has come up with the pitch-perfect parody for that mentality. It's a song called 'F**k Everything' and he pretty much covers all of the bases. Even puppies. Rappers hate puppies. This is extremely not safe for work, y'all.