Lauren Jackson, 19, Arrested For Pouring Chili On Victoria's Secret Underwear

Back in April, 19-year-old Lauren Jackson was told she was not welcome in a Victoria's Secret store in The Galleria mall in White Plains, NY due to an earlier shoplifting incident. Not pleased with the news, she dumped a container of chili on a display of panties. She ruined 65 pairs of underwear that were worth a total of $747.50.

Then, last week, she returned to the same store! An employee from another store recognized her and she was subsequently arrested. Jackson was charged with third-degree criminal mischief, a felony.

Comments

[onionboy]

03:17 PM on 09/13/2011

talk about your fire crotch.

[walkervinwalker]

10:34 AM on 08/08/2011

Did not she make the panties edible?

[nicko68]

09:58 AM on 08/08/2011

brown on the outside, instead of the inside!

[cplKlyde]

10:18 AM on 08/07/2011

Are there no other VS stores in White Plains?

[lolyla]

12:29 AM on 08/04/2011

The real crime here is that 65 panties cost $747.50.

[patman77]

03:45 PM on 08/03/2011

I thought perhaps she tried em on and cut a few booompzes.

[DaniFoxy]

02:50 PM on 08/03/2011

It makes my taco pop!

[adamben]

02:16 PM on 08/03/2011

hot pants! whoa!!!

[Madhattan]

12:13 PM on 08/03/2011

This made me laugh. A criminal record now, for throwing chili on pairs of underwear. Hilarious. Shes a hardened criminal.

[bloggomatic]

01:52 AM on 08/03/2011

At first i thought they had got ruined due to explosive diarrhea :p

[Shawn Carr]

10:57 AM on 08/04/2011

This is what I thought as well.

[Bexarpaw]

01:31 AM on 08/03/2011

IF that picture was her chili......she should have been arrested for trying to impersdonate a chili cook! NOBODY in the state of Texas where chili comes from would ever put corn in it, and the beans would be served on the side for the indvidual to deface the dish on his own!

[bluesdog1]

10:23 PM on 08/02/2011

Headline....Fruit of the Loom smells of Doom. Details at 11. Beans beans, the magical fruit. Eat to much and fill your boot.

[Justine Ahle]

06:12 PM on 08/02/2011

The real question here is WHY are 65 pairs of underwear worth almost $800?!

[cplKlyde]

10:20 AM on 08/07/2011

Because a lot of women are willing to pay it.

[the A Cappellan]

03:33 PM on 08/02/2011

OK, I need some laughs so I will rewrite it for the HP.
A gal in NY (the Sombrero Chili Bandeto) has been arrested for dropping off some unpleasant lies onto some thongs and sundries. There will BEANO forgiveness for her and folkes were AGAST. by her caustic malice. A spokesman for "Carlottas Chilli and Beanery" says the draw-less accountess is a member of there "All You Can Eat" Beanery Buffet. And a card carrying member of the "Methane Militia". A spinoff of the "Flatulent Society" headed by a man know only as "Big John" (know for his impromptu Inflammatory's) and his rear views on life. It is now understood that the gascious gal will be doing community service for COPD. Cops w/Diapers.

[the A Cappellan]

03:12 PM on 08/02/2011

Crap! I thought this was going to be a funny and light farted (hear ted) and bile story. Oh, CRAP!