08/01/2011 02:15 pm ET | Updated Oct 01, 2011

Creepy Girls Love Michele Bachmann (VIDEO)

The children are our future. Incidentally, the future is terrifying.

To be honest, we're pretty sure this is a joke. No one uses the slowed-down devil voice when they're really serious, right? If we're correct, then these two kids are hilarious, satirical provocateurs who will one day run television. If we're wrong, then we're never, ever, ever going to Phoenix again. Ever.