Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" might have gotten its start on the Internet, but the tale of the jealous dude-in-the-wings has been around for ages.
Take, for instance, the plot of Disney's 100%-historically-accurate, totally-not-embellished 1995 hit "Pocahontas." In the film, the tribe's number one warrior and dream boyfriend Kocoum has a crush on Poca, but it's all for naught because she is totally in love with John Smith. Say what you will about gleaning your historical information from children's animated movies, but it looks like the colonial times weren't so different after all!
YouTuber SantiYume noticed the parallels too and decided to grace the Internet with eight seconds of hilariously important footage.