Chanel Recalls Flammable Shirts & Scarves (PHOTOS)

All you Chanel shoppers out there (and we know there are oh-so-many of you), listen up: your clothes are in serious danger.

We can't remembered the last time a major luxury company had to recall an item, à la Toyota or Fisher-Price. But Chanel, purveyor of some of the most desirable high-end luxury goods, has issued a recall of 120 scarves and 34 garments.

The danger? The clothes fail to meet federal flammability standards and thus pose a fire hazard to all of Chanel's well-heeled customers, reported the Orange County Register.

The recall announcement was listed alongside a warning about a dangerous electric log splitter, menacing pogo sticks and a chair that collapses when you sit in it.

For all of you with said silky garments hanging in one of your many walk-in closets, have no fear. The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has instructed you to stop wearing your awesome Chanel shirt and contact Karl Lagerfeld personally for a full refund.

Just kidding. A phone call to Chanel's customer service will suffice.

To read the entire recall report, go to CPSC.gov. To find yourself a suitable replacement blouse before yours bursts into flames, get thee immediately to Chanel.com.