Conan asked the future Hall of Famer if his parents are happy about his retirement. O'Neal said that his mother is happy, but his father calls him "dummy."
When asked why, Shaq said, "because I missed 5,000 free throws."
The two also talked about how the four-time NBA champ likes to ride go-carts because he likes to feel small.
"You look at me. You look at the thing I am about to get in," O'neal explained. "People say 'he can't get fit in that.' And I'll be like, 'watch this!'"
Shaq also talked about trying to visit the White House, joining Inside The NBA on TNT and analysts who have angered him (Skip Bayless).
At the end of the interview, Conan said he wanted to do something nice for him since he's joining the Turner family. So of course, the two hopped into two tiny cars. Shaq chose the tiny pink jeep, but fell off at first causing Conan and the crowd to burst out laughing.
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