If you've seen one TV dating show, you've seen them all: Love-starved, desperate 20-somethings clawing at each other in a blind frenzy at the slightest hint of romance. It makes for some gourmet television, but it's horrible psychological rolemodeling for America's youth.
Funny Or Die has taken things a step further by applying the laws of dating shows to real life. What if your local grocery store was the set of "The Bachelorette"? Would normal guys be into it, or would they be totally turned off?
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