There are a lot of crazy animals in Texas, but for Randall's money, FLDS Leader Warren Jeffs takes the cake. Jeffs was convicted on Thursday of child sexual assault after engaging in "spiritual marriages" with underage girls in his religious sect. So our pal Randall, best known for his expose on the Honey Badger, decided to break down the Jeffs case for us and put it all in perspective.
As with most of Randall's scathing voice-over narratives, this is not safe for work.
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