You won't see Charlie Sheen crying in the corner when Ashton Kutcher's "Two and A Half Men" premiere rolls around. Instead, the sitcom's former star is planning a blowout party during which he plans to air both his Comedy Central Roast and Kutcher's first episode.
“Charlie wouldn’t miss up on an opportunity like this for the world,” a friend of the actor tells me. “Nothing would make him happier than the spotlight being back on him that night. And I think we can all agree, if Charlie knows how to do one thing, it's get our attention.”
No one knows what Sheen’s reaction to Kutcher’s performance -- which, one person who attended the taping told me, was excellent -- will be, but if we know the self-proclaimed winning warlock, this is one Sheen shindig not to miss.
“Charlie is going to have very mixed feelings about this,” one insider tells me. “Emotionally, he doesn’t want Ashton to save the day and allow the show to continue to be a super hit."
What does one serve at such a party? Sour snacks we presume.
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