Alabama Panhellenic Recruitment Video Makes Us Want To Pledge Zero Sororities (VIDEO)

Go to the University of Alabama? Tearing yourself apart trying to figure out which sorority to rush? Rest your brain, because this video is here to solve everything!

It turns out that all of the sororities in the Alabama Panhellenic society are awesome! And good at rapping! And totally up-to-date on viral videos!

Okay, so maybe we're being sarcastic, but your decision-making process is about to get a lot easier because after this you're not going to want to pledge anything.

WATCH:

Via The Daily What

Comments

[Hmo1984]

03:39 PM on 08/22/2011

This makes me even more glad that I never joined a sorority. How embarrassing even to attend UA. This is like one of those bad training videos you have to watch when you start working retail. Whoever came up with this idea and then pressured their fellow 'sisters' into participating...

[kintarius]

03:55 PM on 08/17/2011

Will someone whiter than me please explain this atrocity?

[dante2810]

12:29 PM on 08/17/2011

My ears are bleeding.

[CeiThor]

09:35 AM on 08/17/2011

They all look like members of I Phelta Thi. Wow, seeing this makes me very, very glad I am not 20 anymore! If this is the future of America, I'm learning Chinese!

[Gigity]

09:16 AM on 08/17/2011

SHOW US YOUR ***S!

Seriously though, they just set the white power movement back 20 years.

[cabrobst]

05:36 PM on 08/17/2011

Good!

[Spike5]

07:34 AM on 08/17/2011

Wow, that ought to convince anyone from even considering attending the University of Alabama. Seriously, is that the best they can do? What's the message? Rush, pledge, rot your brain?

That's what happens when you don't hang out with geeks.

[Joseph Schmoe]

07:25 AM on 08/17/2011

As if reasonable, intelligent people needed proof that "going Greek" defeats the purpose of getting an education.

[tj3usa]

07:20 AM on 08/17/2011

Amazing. Hope they will be OK later on.

[lovelybunchofcoconuts]

02:07 AM on 08/17/2011

Gahhh. Erblbllblb. Shudder.

[p pitstop]

12:21 AM on 08/17/2011

Future Michele Bachmanns of America.

[odinfellow]

10:55 PM on 08/16/2011

This is why they drink so much. I mean, look at them sober. Awful. It's like the Sisterhood of the Traveling HYPER-BLANDS.

[dbishop76]

09:57 PM on 08/16/2011

Well this works if you're rushing Gamma-Gamma-Imma-Loser.

[TheSarge]

09:39 PM on 08/16/2011

If they had used the auto tuner you all would be buying tickets instead of laughing.

[odinfellow]

10:56 PM on 08/16/2011

But they didn't and we're not.

[sociocanuck]

09:13 PM on 08/16/2011

Somehow I doubt I'd get away with pledging to a sorority, anyway.

At the very most someone would discover the error within the day and correct it. Oh, but what a day that could be..

[Bisonberg]

09:04 PM on 08/16/2011

Watching that actually killed brain cells.