Are Tareq And Michaele Salahi Planning To Crash Kim Kardashian's Wedding?

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, you have been warned -- if you are even thinking of trying to crash Kim Kardashian’s wedding this weekend, forget it. Extreme measures are going to be implemented to make sure uninvited guests, even White House crashing pros, do not get in.

“Security will start policing the grounds of the estate today to make sure no one sneaks in and hides overnight to get into the wedding tomorrow,” a friend of Kardashian’s tells me. “There will also be a chopper in the sky, patrolling the airspace above the event. Even if the President himself turned up without an invite, he wouldn’t get in. Security has been told no exceptions.”

The reason behind such extreme measures is that any leaked footage would dramatically reduce the $1 million deal Kim has already secured for the exclusive photographs of the event. Additionally, official photographers and E! camera men, who will be filming the entire day, have been told to dress in black tie.

“That’s funny,” Tareq Salahi told me when I asked if he was planning on being a wedding crasher. “No, but we send them both congratulations and best wishes from Michaele and I.”

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Comments

[RickinBoca]

04:29 PM on 08/22/2011

I can't wait to see the honeymoon video...

[deven61]

12:51 PM on 08/22/2011

One of the most successful porn stars of all time....I miss shame....

[Hardyman1966]

09:45 AM on 08/22/2011

It's a really tough call in deciding who should get the "Most Nauseating" award.

[Hrover]

10:14 PM on 08/21/2011

Who cares.

[just worn out]

12:46 PM on 08/21/2011

It is a very sad statement on life in America, when the only accomplishment that is required to get rich is do something stupid. They are famous for crashing the White House party. To my knowledge, that is the only thing they have done of note. For this, they have become a household name, and are becoming rich and famous.

What ever happened to actually doing something productive for a living?

[just worn out]

10:32 AM on 08/21/2011

This is not a real wedding, nor is this a real marriage. This is all scripted and made for TV, so everyone can make more money. I guess it's good for the economy. But, it dilutes the definition of what is real news, and what is 'Paid For" news.
There are people in the world who lead such lonely and sad lives, that they live vicariously though Kim. That is what keeps her ratings high, and keeps her in the news. What a sad commentary on the state of American life today.

[corwin]

10:20 AM on 08/21/2011

I think their name was Kardashianberg before they changed it

[Lorenzo46]

01:47 AM on 08/21/2011

Heard there was a massive herpes outbreak at the wedding.

[Rick2783]

10:30 PM on 08/20/2011

Why can't these two LOSERS ever "crash" into a fully loaded train going 1,000 miles an hour, so when it stops, there is no sign of them...ever?

[erehwon2]

02:25 AM on 08/21/2011

Spam link

[LINDA MAIRE]

07:55 PM on 08/20/2011

Apparently people give a crap about these 2 because we read the story and are posting comments. LOL sad but true. Kim has a GREAT PR Manager cause she ALWAYS makes the news!! Oh well time to get back to cleaning my bathroom -have a good day all!

[Bunny007]

07:51 PM on 08/20/2011

RUN, Chris-- RUNNNNNN!

[mschultzpa]

07:38 PM on 08/20/2011

I saw Michaele with "green" hair on TV last night. She would be smart not to show up just because of the bad dye job.

[phi lam]

06:48 PM on 08/20/2011

Well dont help them with the rating if you dont like them. So dont watch it!!

[eareks]

06:43 PM on 08/20/2011

Who?