Victoria's Secret Model's Privates Bruised By Panties

You would think that wearing Victoria's Secret's jewel-covered fantasy bra and panties would be the most glamorous moment of a model's life. However, for Selita Ebanks, who slipped into underwear covered with $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires, nothing could be further from the truth.

“I wasn’t scared [about the value], it hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt,” Ebanks tells me. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.”

Victoria's Secret has become the largest American lingerie retailer, topping one billion dollars and mailing more than 400 million catalogs full of images of half-naked young ladies per year. And although most people look at the stunning images and think about how sexy and beautiful the Victoria's Secret ladies look, Ebanks does have a point.

“That’s not sexy. Nobody wants bruises on their vagina,” Ebanks tells me and I have to agree!

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Comments

[bwillcball]

05:46 PM on 08/27/2011

I will Kiss it and make it all better,I promise I will

[DOC666]

12:03 PM on 08/27/2011

Hey, for all you naysayers out there who insist that Huffington Post isn't a serious news organization, take a look at this hard-hitting news item: "Victoria's Secret model bruised by diamond panties." While other news bureaus are frittering away their time covering the fall of Ghadaffi in Libya or the economic meltdown, Huff Post is dealing with REAL pain and REAL people with REAL PAINFUL PROBLEMS. This poor girl was brutalized by a pair of panties made partly with the WORLD'S HARDEST SUBSTANCE....DIAMONDS!!! It doesn't get more hardcore nitty-gritty than that! At least not at Huff Post anyway.

[klbrz]

12:21 AM on 08/28/2011

This IS the style section. What is it with people coming to a story in the style section and then b/tching because it isn't "real" news?

[Chad Wheeler]

02:46 PM on 08/28/2011

I have never once gone to a real news story and sees one of the regular people who comment on style posts complaining that there weren't enough style details in the coverage on the debt ceiling. Perhaps I will start.

[hornedcog]

10:22 AM on 08/27/2011

Subsequent swelling requires the internal application of a firm compress.

[aurora97]

07:09 AM on 08/27/2011

In this situation, we cannot say that diamonds are a girl's best friend, can we?

[tessa25]

02:57 AM on 08/27/2011

This girl did not bruise her vagina unless she used a diamond tampon. The vagina is inside the body. The labia (and other parts) are external. I wish people--especially women--knew the names of their body parts. Although if you're worried about being cohesive to get a man, you probably don't need to know much about anything.
Learn Your Anatomy!!!!!!

[Wolfman Thomas]

01:31 AM on 08/27/2011

In Africa they shoot you for this

[Watersisland]

09:06 PM on 08/26/2011

As an in-depth reporter, I'll have to look in to this.
I'm sure it will heal well, especially with lots of love and kisses. Good thing they didn't try this concept on mens underwear--- although the diamonds wouldn't have been damaged, that would surely have destroyed the family jewels.

[kelleyk2]

08:24 PM on 08/26/2011

They probably had extra security on site, in case anyone tried to snatch a diamond...

[hornedcog]

10:25 AM on 08/27/2011

Or vice versa.

[youngblood]

06:47 PM on 08/26/2011

Is she gay for Charlize?

[kelleyk2]

05:35 PM on 08/26/2011

I don't believe it. Show me a picture!

Ok, maybe I do believe it, but show me a picture, anyway.

[chuckl8899]

04:46 PM on 08/26/2011

"This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina."

maybe this will be on her tombstone

[SonyaInTx]

01:10 PM on 08/26/2011

Bruised vagina while modeling diamond underwear?

Time to file a worker's compensation claim........

[zfire]

12:59 PM on 08/26/2011

LOL@ cohesive to get a man. Oh models, you're all so funny when you talk.

[dmsdzinr]

11:49 AM on 08/26/2011

Just goes to prove that there are areas on a woman's body where diamonds ARE NOT her best friends.

[ZMP]

11:18 AM on 08/26/2011

You think for a million dollar outfit they could come up with a free cotton lining. Just a PR stunt.