Hurricane Irene Advice: Twitter Weighs In (TWEETS)

On a serious note: If you're in the path of Hurricane Irene, please be sure to take all precautions to ensure that you and your family will be safe in the event of catastrophic weather.

But that's not to say we can't have some fun on Twitter also, right? Here's some great hurricane preparation advice selflessly given by some funny people on Twitter (and also Dr. Ruth, because why not).

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If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That\'s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

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Eh Good advice

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And really, maybe the best thing we can do during the hurricane is just enjoy a nice brunch with friends.

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[Max Shaw]

02:22 PM on 08/29/2011

LMAO @ Dr. Ruth....Bravo!

[StrawHat]

02:28 AM on 08/29/2011

Dr. Ruth still rocks with the best advice. Avoiding the flying dolphin ploy was a close second.

[Danny22tree]

09:42 PM on 08/28/2011

sp am

[Yvonne Serocki]

11:55 PM on 08/28/2011

where in your humanity book is comfort for those suffering through devastation considered spam Danny?
I don't have any funny tweets or humor to share but I do offer my heart-felt gifts with the intention to comfort in the only way I know best: through words in an inspirational article, too long for this little box. For those who want the gift of encouragement or comfort, I offer these words to share: http://newheavenonearth.wordpress.com/2011/03/26/how-to-deal-with-tsunamis-and-earthquakes/

[Mayoyo]

04:23 PM on 08/28/2011

LMAO!!... I was waiting for the Unicorn....

[kareemachan]

03:05 PM on 08/28/2011

Laurie Perry's advice was spot-on.

Oh wait, do I hear a dolphin outside?....

;-)

[Sabo0612]

01:31 PM on 08/28/2011

Dr. Ruths was the best advice it made me laugh so hard

[StrawHat]

02:28 AM on 08/29/2011

Me, too. "Tell your friends you did..." LOL

[DSevere]

12:48 PM on 08/28/2011

Funny! And yes, New Jersey's governor looks like an extra from The Sopranos. I suppose that's appropriate...

[chefbob50]

10:19 PM on 08/28/2011

Yeah, But his "get the hell off the beach" advice was the best. Say what you will about his politics he's one funny guy...

[DSevere]

12:20 AM on 08/29/2011

True. "You've maximized your tan" was funny.

[Jamie Dufour]

09:23 AM on 08/28/2011

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark

[O K Ali]

02:18 AM on 08/28/2011

Go outside, Darwin demands it.

[catalyst1219]

12:25 AM on 08/28/2011

Dr Ruth may have saved lives with that tweet.

[CrazyThisIs]

02:04 AM on 08/29/2011

At the least some relationships.

[Quislet]

11:25 PM on 08/27/2011

At the height of the hurricane, come out to your parents by singing "It's Raining Men"

[evilchihuahua]

10:15 PM on 08/27/2011

Water, like vampires, can only enter your home if you invite them in.

[maxfax]

09:06 PM on 08/27/2011

Crazyauntpurl rocks.

[LMPE]

07:00 PM on 08/27/2011

I've got a better idea. Let the people who are stupid enough to have sex in the midst of a hurricane go ahead and do it so that the hurricane removes them from the gene pool.

[Lahonda]

11:01 PM on 08/27/2011

...but then we get strange looking french jellyfish with mustaches.

[SirenForSanity]

11:38 PM on 08/27/2011

:))))

[Jeffrey Bryson]

02:44 AM on 08/28/2011

Worse...PORNSTACHES.

[XxDisfngustedxX]

10:59 AM on 08/28/2011

Lame. Lame. Lame.
Lame post of the day, so far.

[Montana 123]

07:00 PM on 08/27/2011

LOL Those were funny.

[msmanatee]

11:40 AM on 08/28/2011

I agree. :)