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Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Reacts To Being Called A 'Guido'; Post-VMAs Jo Calderone Shows Off Foul-Mouth

08/29/2011 11:07 am 11:07:57 | Updated Oct 29, 2011

After making a very surprise appearance as Jo Calderone, the slicked-back greaser, at Sunday's VMAs, Gaga had a few questions to answer.

But she was nowhere to be found.

And it turns out, he's a bit of a potty mouth.

When she appeared in the VMA press room, the gent explained (kind of) why he showed up instead of the Lady.

"She's just really f-ing pissed at me right now and she said, 'F- you. If you really love me, you'll go instead of me, and you'll get in that spotlight.' So I did."

Calderone went on to tell a little bit about himself. "I'm from Jersey. My family is from Palermo, Sicily, and I'm not a singer or a model or an actor or anything."

Then, someone suggested Mr. Calderone was a "guido," which caused him to lose his seemingly impenetrable cool.

"No, I'm not a f-ing guido! You don't like Italians? What the f-- is the matter with you?"

The press scrambled to find a subject to take his mind far away from the racial epithet--and that was Britney Spears.

When they asked if there was any possibility the two would get together, Calderone was noncommittal and responded as any gentleman would.

"She's f-ing hot. I don't know. You know, Gaga is my girl, but Britney is f-ing Britney Spears. Didn't you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?"

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