Man Busted For Hiding Spare Ribs In Pants A Second Time

CARLISLE, Pa. -- A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.

Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.

There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.

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Comments

[1differentdrummer]

06:39 AM on 09/12/2011

What kind of ribs?

[srheard]

09:25 AM on 09/12/2011

Short ribs, perhaps - or was he wearing trousers?

[rivahcat]

10:19 AM on 09/11/2011

I guess he wasn't brave enough to take lobsters!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/08/shopper-live-lobster-shorts_n_953694.html?ir=Crime

[jilm]

10:02 AM on 09/11/2011

This is also considered an environmental crime (according to the British environazi exploding student commercial), putting meat into one's pants more than once a year.

[mgibson17]

03:49 AM on 09/10/2011

One source (who refused to be identified on camera) said the K-9 unit simply followed the smooth, smoked... full-bodied hickory flavor all the way to the suspect's home. The suspect (who was identified by his shiny lips and sticky fingers) was given a stack of napkins before being taken into custody.

[mgibson17]

07:45 PM on 09/10/2011

"You have the right to remain silent," the officer said. "Any rib you take may be used against you in a court of law. You also have the right to lick your fingers before questioning. If you cannot afford a napkin, one will be provided for you before questioning. Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you? Having these rights in mind, do you wish to lick your fingers now?"

[hope61]

04:31 PM on 09/07/2011

My home state, as if Santorum and Corbet et al aren't enough. Here's the local newspaper story.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/08/carlisle_man_caught_again_tryi.html

[dvsinla]

06:18 AM on 09/07/2011

from where? a buffet place? a butcher shop? were they cooked? how else can u get a hold of ribs?

too many unanswered questions

[hope61]

04:32 PM on 09/07/2011

A grocery chain, raw.

[MSROADKILL612]

09:20 PM on 09/06/2011

when no longer required as evidence - put em on ebay - i will bid - they look pretty good - at worst my dog would love them.

[MSROADKILL612]

09:15 PM on 09/06/2011

perhaps some extra chillie in the sauce could restrict this behaviour

They should only go back on the shelf after an audit of the state of his undies.

[MSROADKILL612]

09:08 PM on 09/06/2011

Is gonna get ribbed in the joint

[MSROADKILL612]

08:45 PM on 09/06/2011

You should always get female racks, they have an extra rib - or is it the other way around?

[MSROADKILL612]

08:37 PM on 09/06/2011

could make a great promo campaign - some risk jail for our ribs

[GQ 336]

08:36 PM on 09/06/2011

In my Chris Rock voice, "How much for just one rib"?!

[rivahcat]

10:20 AM on 09/11/2011

Fanned & faved for spot-on Blues Brothers reference!

[TW77429]

05:49 PM on 09/06/2011

"... or is that a rack of ribs in your trousers."

[MSROADKILL612]

08:35 PM on 09/06/2011

cos am sure u r not pleased to see me & my badge

[giuseppi]

04:23 PM on 09/06/2011

We are talkin' about a slow news day aren't we?

[lexigram]

12:44 AM on 09/11/2011

I'm here to see if this fine news source spelled "spare" wrong twice. On the front page it was spelled "spaer". Ridiculous. Or is that Ribiculous?

[sacmom3]

03:28 PM on 09/06/2011

Those must be some darn good ribs!

[Stephen Thorpe]

04:59 PM on 09/06/2011

Yeah,...and he like some extra seasoning. ;-)