The Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen is taping tonight in LA and HuffPost Comedy will be on the scene as the crazy train rumbles through and -- in all likelihood -- derails. We'll keep you updated right here on all the details as the night progresses.
Scheduled to roast Mr. Sheen within an inch of his life tonight are: Seth MacFarlane (returning as Roastmaster), William Shatner, Jon Lovitz, Patrice Oneal, Amy Schumer, Kate Walsh, Anthony Jeselnik, Steve-O, Jeffrey Ross and Mike Tyson. There also be a special appearance by Slash... yes, SLASH.
09/12/2011 5:58 PM EDT
Jeff Ross On How The Roast Of Charlie Sheen Was Different From The Others
09/12/2011 5:54 PM EDT
Patrice Oneal Was Shocked By How Mean Everyone Was
09/12/2011 5:51 PM EDT
Patrick Warburton Has Some Strong Words For Mike Tyson
09/11/2011 10:49 AM EDT
What's Off Limits
First-time roaster Amy Schumer explains the one subject that the was forbidden at the Sheen Roast.
09/11/2011 10:35 AM EDT
Mike Tyson On What Charlie Sheen Has In Store For Him At The Roast
09/11/2011 1:17 AM EDT
Patrice Oneal Takes The Podium
MacFarlane's Intro: "You may recognize Patrice from his many speaking roles in movies, but only if you've sat behind him in a theater."
Patrice's best moments:
To William Shatner: "You're a fuckin' asshole, Captain Kirk."
On Anthony Jeselnik: "I refuse to learn his last name. No one should learn his last name. I learned Galafianakis and that is the last shitty white name [I'm] ever learning."
On Seth MacFarlane: "No straight man writes that many show tunes."
Important note: Patrice doesn't like how comfortable white people are around Mike Tyson.
On people thinking something he said was too dark: "Fuck you. Y'all laughed at some fucked up shit."
09/11/2011 1:08 AM EDT
Shatner Gives Charlie Some Important Advice
"Never ever forget to book your next rehab stay through Priceline.com."
09/11/2011 1:04 AM EDT
To Charlie: "I know a guy who got crucified by Jews, too. And people worshipped that guy."
On the future of Charlie's career: "Don't stick yourself in some unfunny piece of shit that's never going to amount to anything. I am, of course, talking about Amy Schumer."
Amy Schumer, incidentally, had the set of the night.
09/11/2011 12:49 AM EDT
Steve-O Tries To Get Black Eye From Mike Tyson
In honor of Charlie Sheen, Steve-O decides to try to get a black eye from Mike Tyson. Waiting for him to run face first into his fist, Tyson confirms, "We're not going to call the police or anything after this, right?"
No word yet on whether or not the black eye took, but MacFarlane summed the weirdness up this way: "That's what it looks like when an asshole gets fisted, I guess."
09/11/2011 12:26 AM EDT
Anthony Jeselnik Making His Second Roasting Appearance
MacFarlane's Intro: "You know him best from my saying his name right now..."
Jeselnik's entire Lovitz joke: "Jon Lovitz is a child molester."
He makes a joke referencing Richard Pryor's albums that doesn't land. Patrice Oneal heckles, "Too many white people," and Jeselnik retorts, "You know what you never hear, 'Too few black people.'"
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