JOKE: The New Doctor

JOKE: The New Doctor

A man picks a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor says to him, "You're doing fairly well for a man of 60."

A little concerned about the doctor's use of the word "fairly," the man asks, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

The doctor replies, "Well, do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"No," says the man, "and I don't take drugs, either."

"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" the doctor asks.

"Not much," says the man. "All that red meat is very unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun," the doctor asks, "like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No," said the man, "I do not."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and have a lot of sex?" asks the doctor.

"No. None of that."

So the doctor says, "Then, why do you even give a damn?"

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