Look, all we're saying is, 95 out of 95 people found this review helpful. Have you ever written or said anything that got that kind of approval rating?
And frankly, when confronted with the film "Barely Legal," there really are only a handful of facts one wants at their disposal. This review cuts out the fluff and gets straight to the matter at hand. Clear, concise, relevant; these are the hallmarks of great film criticism.
This almost makes us regret getting rid of our Netflix account.