COMEDY
10/05/2011 05:19 pm ET | Updated Dec 05, 2011

Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life

Each month like clockwork, men's and women's magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.

October. The leaves are falling. A crisp chill is in the air. Foot-long slabs of sandwich are available for only five dollars. Even better, sex is free. It does, however, remain complicated -- which is why we turn to the print industry, to teach us how to do it right.

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