10/10/2011 09:44 am ET | Updated Dec 10, 2011

Onion News Network: 'Steve Jobs 2' Will Be Apple's Improvement On First Model (VIDEO)

Now that the last American who knew what he was doing has sadly passed on, Apple has announced the second generation Steve Jobs, according to a report from Onion News Network.

The satirical news outlet will give its full report on the new Steve Jobs in tomorrow's broadcast on IFC, but a few changes are already known, from wardrobe changes to a more user-friendly interface. Perhaps most anticipated is a long-demanded white turtleneck option for the new Steve Jobs 2.

ONN's past coverage of new Apple products has always been excellent, such as their demonstration of the MacBook Wheel, the first laptop without a keyboard.


Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)