The Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Line Cutting

If you think that whatever The Situation wants, The Situation gets, think again. According to Gizmodo, Mike Sorrentino thinks he's far too important to wait in line -- especially when he's trying to get his hands on the new iPhone 4S.

Sorrentino reportedly attempted to cut the line at an Apple store before he was caught ihanded by a store employee who proceeded to kick the "Jersey Shore" guido out of the store. Sorrentino's latest indiscretion has us wondering just what had him so desperate to get his hands on the new gadget. Check out this list of apps that The Situation might be jonesing to download:

1. The Grenade Detector
Scans potential bed mates and places them on Grenade scale
2. Words With Guidos
Translates English to Bro-lish
3. LayPal
A social networking site that allows users to rate sexual partners
4. Beat Up The Beat
Analyzes songs for fist pumping potential
5. iClub
Finds the nearest club -- within stumbling distance, of course
6. iGTL
Finds the nearest gym, tanning and laundry facility
7. Beauty Bros
Turns phone into mirror that compliments said Guido when prompted
8. Angry Roids
A slideshow of baby birds that helps to subdue roid rage
9. Blast In A Glass
Cocktail Recipes (mixers optional)
10. WebMC
Analyzes hangover symptoms to determine body's alcohol level
Bonus. Instafan
Convinces haters to get to know a guido before judging

Comments

[madame fate]

11:52 AM on 10/19/2011

I admire any employee who escorts a line cutter out of a store or restaurant. We 'great unwashed' have to wait so there's no reason why the 'favored few' can't cool their heels, too. I hope that employee got a raise for that.

[WasteNJ]

11:46 AM on 10/19/2011

The situation would be that the Situation would be laying on the floor, if he cut in front of me! Seriously?

Why would a TV personality not just send an assistant, or call the store in advance and arrange to pick it up before or after hours? I mean, I was able to pick up a repair for work before the Apple store opened, it wasn't a problem.

[hursh 4 ever]

09:58 AM on 10/19/2011

lol yeah he made millions from the show and his celebrity... what an idiot he is LMAO! shame on him for making bank.. what a fool he is making cha-ching while us geniuses make these witty comments about him... who's laughing now Mikey?

[WasteNJ]

11:51 AM on 10/19/2011

Sorentino called, he needs his Valtrex back, and he wants you to jump off his ____.

[hursh 4 ever]

12:09 PM on 10/19/2011

yeah! I hear ya. We'll always have our Huff Post to make fun of him, but how long will his millions last? I would rather join ya here and make comments than have his kinda money :)

[hursh 4 ever]

09:54 AM on 10/19/2011

Apple is going down the toilet and Jobs isn't even warm in his coffin... The employee probably didn't recognize who he was.

[ASRock78]

10:18 AM on 10/19/2011

I'm assuming they are supposed to care that someone comes into a store and treats other paying customers like second class citizens by cutting in line and making them wait.....because......lawd forbid "The Situation" has to wait for anything!

[hursh 4 ever]

11:20 AM on 10/19/2011

I don't know what planet you came from, but here on Earth, people cut in lines... ignorant as it is... it happens... people also drive through yellow lights... stuff like this happens... He never disrespected other customers... where'd you read that? You think people treat you like 2nd class if they run yellow lights or cut in front of you on the road whilst you drive in your automobile? lmao wake up. open your eyes and smell the coffee.

[Quai DOrsay]

09:52 AM on 10/19/2011

What a clown!!! I would have kicked him outta the mall and ban him to come close to the mall for 3 months

[gen230]

06:46 AM on 10/19/2011

I wonder why he would want one in the first place. Wouldn't he just end up being intimidated by the fact that the phone is more intelligent than he is?

[George Broadway]

07:03 PM on 10/18/2011

The Situation? Which situation specifically is he referring to? Just any old one? I'm confused? How and why is this mentally deficient individual more recognized in main stream American culture than our leading scientists?

[hursh 4 ever]

09:54 AM on 10/19/2011

And you are?........................

[jonnyquest]

06:02 PM on 10/18/2011

Another clown who should be used as a speed bump.

[hursh 4 ever]

10:02 AM on 10/19/2011

sorry, I didn't catch your name... you are?.........?

[jonnyquest]

01:09 PM on 10/19/2011

Someone with more talent on one of the hairs on my finger than your boyfriend.
Now go get yourself an Iced Thingamajij at Starbucks to calm your nerves down.

[NYC619]

05:41 PM on 10/18/2011

Over-privilaged fool who gets paid to be a fool on TV.

[abuckley23]

04:01 PM on 10/18/2011

Referring to the Situation as a 'star' is like referring to Nancy Grace as a 'human being'.

[hursh 4 ever]

10:07 AM on 10/19/2011

yes... the millions he made is probably not real money either... we are WAY more superior than he is...

[abuckley23]

10:26 AM on 10/19/2011

I'm so happy you agree with me! We are aren't we? Come, let us bask in our superiority...

[ExpectAMiracle]

01:43 PM on 10/18/2011

I weep for our country that this dunce, with an IQ that is perhaps on par with an artichoke, if that, has become well-known.

[Grimmsd]

06:42 PM on 10/18/2011

What exactly do you have against artichokes?

[madame fate]

11:58 AM on 10/19/2011

I know a great artichoke topping for baked potatoes. (off topic, I know...)

[enlightenedgirl]

01:37 PM on 10/18/2011

When the rest of the Jersey Shore castmates can't stand him and want him kicked off the show, you know Sorrentino is bad.  Anyone who can outdo Deena and Snooki in the sc@nk department gives me the creeps.

[Fido0311]

01:26 PM on 10/18/2011

So it is OK to say guido now because of these tools. I guess if your white you can be called whatever. Maybe someone should explain why thats ok to this guido kraut

[Bruckley]

05:37 PM on 10/18/2011

I wouldn't call guidos "white."

[Fido0311]

06:26 PM on 10/18/2011

why not, Im white, im italian, italian is white

[WasteNJ]

11:53 AM on 10/19/2011

Guido is a word used in NJ every 3 minutes, a lot of young Italian guys take pride in it. It's a style of dress and behavior, not a slam on Italians.

[mwnyy]

12:45 PM on 10/18/2011

But I'm the situation, hands off and let me ahead of everyone else. More like the Stupidnation trying to throw his weight around. Glad he was thrown out.

[Carolyn Kwiat]

12:36 PM on 10/18/2011

Counting fail ... but I love the fact he got kicked out of apple. Small victory for justice