As reports of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marital problems swirl, one enterprising businessman has capitalized on the media frenzy, inviting the star couple to stay at Holland's "Divorce Hotel" to expedite their alleged split.
According to a letter posted on the hotel's website, the couple is invited to stay at a 5-star U.S. accommodation of their choice while The Divorce Hotel's team of attorneys, counselors, and mediators facilitate the divorce process.
"No divorce program is more efficient and accommodating than ours, and we've seen great success at our Holland Divorce Hotel location due to our strict application process and superior expert staff," hotel managing director Jim Halfens writes. "Contrary to popular belief, a successful divorce is actually a team effort, allowing both parties to start a new chapter in their lives with the lowest possible expenditure of time, money, and emotional energy."
What's more, the New York Post reports that the "Divorce Hotel" is being developed for a reality series, with Kutcher and Moore as their first prospective stars.
"Ashton and Demi have all the issues that the ideal couple for this situation would have," the show's producer Mickey Stern tells the New York Post. "They came in to the marriage, each with their own assets. There were no children. And, clearly, they want to remain amicable on some level and to do this in as efficient a manner as possible."
Star magazine first reported that Kutcher cheated on his wife of six years in late September. Two weeks later, his alleged mistress Sara Leal told Us Weekly that she and Kutcher had unprotected sex in the actor's Hard Rock hotel suite in San Diego.
MORE on the Divorce Hotel and other vacation packages that cater to divorcees:
For €2,500, you and your soon-to-be ex can check in to the Divorce Hotel in the Netherlands and officially dissolve your marriage in one short weekend. Prior to arrival, the manager will conduct a pre-consultation session to ensure a smooth and successful divorce process. The hotel offers two single rooms, help from an estate agent, and access to psychologists to help you get the closure that you need.
Are you a divorced father who never gets enough quality alone time with his kids? Oasis of the Seas offers a cruise vacation package designed especially for divorced dads and their children. Customizable packages include adult and kid-friendly activities designed to strengthen the bond between you and your kids.
Looking to forget your ex the hard and fast way? "Montreal VIP" offers the ultimate divorce party package. Treat yourself and friends to a night of fine dining and VIP access to the exclusive Montreal clubs and casinos, starting at $100 per person. They guarantee a unique "re-introduction to single society."
If an international excursion seems too extravagant (and expensive!), try staying closer to home. Hotel 1000 in downtown Seattle offers a rejuvenating "Back On The Market" package that includes five blissful hours of pampering in it's luxury "Spaahh." The treatments will help you put on a brave face by practically giving you a new one with included facial and waxing services.