If you're reading this right now, it means you've survived the October 21 rapture. Congratulations! Unfortunately, it also means you have one week to stow away your rations of water and Campbell's soup and throw together the perfect Halloween costume.
Don't panick just yet, though. Breathe, relax, and laugh a little. Maybe send some e-cards to your friends -- Someecards, to be exact. The nonpareil site for hilarious e-cards has something for Halloween, Occupy Wall Street, awkward romantic encounters and everything in between. We picked out some of our favorites form the past week, so send away before hitting the stores for your sexy nurse/witch/Michele Bachmann costume.