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Penile Fracture: Study Links Broken Penises To Infidelity

Penile Fracture

First Posted: 10/22/11 01:49 PM ET Updated: 12/22/11 05:12 AM ET

Not only do affairs fracture relationships, they may also fracture penises, according to a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist and assistant professor of surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center, studied 16 cases of penile fracture between 2007 and 2011 that required surgery. Half the patients admitted to fracturing their penises during an extramarital affair.

According to the study, which was published last month, penile fracture occurs when the "tunica albuginea" -- the fibrous membrane surrounding the tissue in the center of the penis -- is torn during the bending or buckling of an erect penis. It can result in erectile dysfunction if not surgically repaired.

We talked to Dr. Kramer to learn more about his unusual findings.

(Warning: Graphic content ahead)

Of the 16 patients in the study, 50% admitted to having an extramarital affair when the penile fracture occurred. Was that surprising? Why do you think that is?
I was... and it was a joke among the residents who'd come in. Some of the guys would say, "I'm sure he's with his girlfriend." If a guy is having an extramarital affair or he's rushed or in a weird place, the situation is different [somehow]. I think the time you don't see a lot of men fracturing their penises is in the bedroom with his wife that he's been married to for a number of years.

Not only were these men engaged in extramarital affairs when the injury took place, but they were also having sex in unusual locations -- outside the bedroom. Is there something to be said about where people carry on affairs?
That made sense to me. If the guy is having an affair with a coworker, I guess it makes sense that he would go about it at work, or he didn't want to come home. Maybe they were just trying to find whatever location they could... I think that a guy, when he's with a girlfriend or a co-worker and he's in a weird place, I think the sex might be different. He's extra excited and he's maybe doing more forceful or frequent thrusting, and the key is that he has less control over the angle that his penis can penetrate and that's what can predispose the fracture. If you're in an elevator with your wife or in a weird position it's the same risk, and it has nothing to do with an affair.

Your findings are based on 16 patients over a 4-year span. How can you be sure that your conclusions are accurate based on the limited number of patients in the study?
The paper is just observational; I'm just giving you opinions on it. I think it's pretty clear-cut that penile fractures have to occur from some buckling effect on the penis. About the affairs, I think it's the stressful situation and the unusual positions and the partners; I'm drawing a conclusion that is a lead from the data. In this type of study about penile fractures, it's hard to get thousands and thousands of patients. I agree that it would be great to pull data from other people and institutions.

You note that the incidence of penile fracture may be higher than reported because patients may be too embarrassed to report their injuries. Can you speak to that?
Oh, for sure that's the case... If I had an injury and I was embarrassed, I might stay home and say "God I hope this gets better." I think a lot of guys are not going to come to the emergency room for that reason. They would rather hope it goes away or they don't want to tell someone at home.

You treated many of these patients yourself. What was it like talking to the patients' wives after they confessed to you?
It is awkward. I don't feel any ethical obligation to tell a wife that her husband was cheating on her. I really have not felt that it's my duty, and I'm not embarrassed about it... I'd just say, "We fixed the penis... there's a tear." If she wants to ask him later, then that's up to her. I think in terms of confidentially, I'm not obligated to tell them, so I never do.

What advice would you give to men based on your findings?
I think a man has to be extra cautious. Most of the time, it doesn't matter who you're with, the position where a man fractures his penis is typically when a woman is on the top and she comes down on the erect penis and it buckles. Protect that penis from getting buckled, or getting hit at an angle, because that's where it'll happen.

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Not only do affairs fracture relationships, they may also fracture penises, according to a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist and assistant pro...
Not only do affairs fracture relationships, they may also fracture penises, according to a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist and assistant pro...
 
 
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01:08 PM on 12/06/2011
Well duh, if you're married and are getting laid, it's obviously an affair...
05:33 PM on 12/05/2011
"Hi Hun. Shall we have fun in the bed?'

"Not for awhile, dear. I am temporarily Out of Service"

That has to hurt, in way's I can only fathom.
08:03 PM on 12/04/2011
If the Dr. doesn't want to tell the wife that it is probably from an affair, maybe he should at least talk to her about sexually communicable diseases. Sheesh!
03:45 PM on 11/30/2011
Um, 16 patients? Yeah, that's statistically valid.

Not to mention, if any of this 'doctor's' findings are right then those of us in the swinging lifestyle would all have broken junk, and well we don't.

I call bull pucky on this 'research'...
02:20 PM on 11/03/2011
I believe they call this "Karma"
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lostinseganet
You need good D"Defence"? well so do I
10:45 AM on 11/02/2011
But the penis has no bones how can it fracture? Do you mean rupture?
08:55 PM on 10/27/2011
Wow..that is wonderful news. Without this news I would not be able to live. Is Ashley Reich speaking from her own experience with men. Is she the one who causes these fractures. If so please have her call me. Thanks. Did she scape the barrel for this story or as I asked is it her own experience. Awaiting you reply Ashley.
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laterthanyouthink
My snark font is: ON
06:53 AM on 10/29/2011
I thought it was very interesting.

It is also interesting to speculate on why this is true.

Most often this happens with the women on top and, ah, a slip occurs and the slide becomes a smash - not to get too graphic.

Maybe she just hasn't gotten used to the exact stroke length yet and over-estimated.

Maybe there is a less flexible unit with a new partner.

Maybe there is more likely to be alcohol excess involved and, ah, reckless driving.

I find this very thought-provoking.
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10:13 PM on 10/25/2011
They're braking their schlongs because they're pumping their mistresses so much harder than they pump their wives. Duh!
09:58 PM on 10/27/2011
Not only that..its never as hard when you pump your wife...
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DrBlunt
Telling it like it is....
07:19 AM on 10/25/2011
Hmmm... interesting.

I'll be sure not to bend my banana any more than what it's bent already...
recless
Evidence first. Believe later. Maybe.
01:01 AM on 10/25/2011
The nicest thing I can say is... pseudo-scientific claptrap.
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Natalie Jones123
10:33 PM on 10/24/2011
I know this is off-subject but,am i the only one who saw the words 'Broken Penis' and thought about that infamous Chris Chan picture (shudder wrong.....so wrong,will never be clean again,NEVER CLEAN AGAIN!)
09:19 PM on 10/24/2011
Non-conclusive, not enough guys in the study. Anyway if I were a guy, I'd be more worried about how to explain to the wife. "It got caught in the door. How was your day?" Might end up with worse than a fracture.
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LameDuckHunting
YOUR AD HERE........
06:17 PM on 10/24/2011
The other 50% vowed to use their left hand from now on........................
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John Stopple
02:22 PM on 10/24/2011
Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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rbspickles
01:27 PM on 10/24/2011
I didn't think this condition was even possible. I guess you learn something new every day.
10:01 PM on 10/27/2011
It can only happen in one position...the woman is upside down tied to clamps on the wall. The male is clamped to the ceiling....the must thrust in order to penetrate. If you do not perform the above way...You are 100% safe.