HuffPost Zombies Endorses Herman Brains For President

HuffPost Zombies Endorses Herman Brains

It was tough to decide but HuffPost Zombies proud to support Herman Brains for president of new country.

Herman Brains will be great leader and will lead us to more brains. His 6-6-6 tax plan, which keeps brains in the hands of the wealthy, but also gives poorer zombies some brains, makes a lot of sense to us.

His quote, "Production drives the brain-economy, not spending brains" is smart because we want more brains for more people and not to lose brains, though his other economic plan about "Brain risk" is not good because we don't want to take risks for brains, we just want as many brains as possible for the most people.

Herman Brains believes that the country should not be a melting pot and non-zombies should stay out of it and this is smart idea even though if non-zombies get in we will just turn them into zombies. But still it's a good idea and all supports zombies. Supporting non-zombies makes hospitals bankrupt and then BRAINSSSSS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS.

In conclusion we support80802)#&@)&*)#(&!)(& BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.

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