Kim Kardashian Divorce: #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Tweets

Want to know something longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries? Probably the amount of time it took the internet to turn it into a meme.

Ok, we're joking, but seriously: the amount of time it takes to make Easy Mac, an iPhone battery, that Titanic movie ... some of these are actually kind of funny.

Shortly after Ryan Seacrest announced the rumors were true, the black-haired beauty released an official statement:

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

Want to know another thing longer than Kim's wedding? Probably the amount of time you'll take scrolling through these.

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[PoliticalJunkie65]

03:43 PM on 11/02/2011

I'm thinking he dodged a bullet getting divorced from her this early.

[Mark Redd]

01:15 PM on 11/02/2011

You guys forget....Cher and Greg Allman's 8 day marriage.

[PoliticalJunkie65]

03:42 PM on 11/02/2011

Uh...correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they married for 4 years, separated after 2 with a child Elijah Blue?

[Mark Redd]

06:43 PM on 11/02/2011

I stand corrected. Who was it that lasted 8 days?

[CSNC]

02:25 AM on 11/02/2011

"What's Longer Than Kim's Marriage? Twitter Users Weigh In"

My answer: Twitter 140 characters limit.

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[aHazMatHoney]

06:43 PM on 11/01/2011

My fingernails.

[CSNC]

02:25 AM on 11/02/2011

aHazMatHoney,

Cute and funny.

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[Newfoundlander]

05:15 PM on 11/01/2011

"...another thing longer than Kim's wedding..."

Her eyelashes.

[storm1944]

04:31 PM on 11/01/2011

I remember my wedding it cost my dad a bundle and my Aunt ,my Moms sister got plastered and made a toadt " I wish them well, even if this marriage is not legal because my sisters marriage was not legal as the defrocked the priest that married them" Roflamo. I loved it because my mother kept saying that so and so had no class (on my new husbands side) so I had to let her know that if anyone had no class it was her side of the family lol

[AudiaMcGee]

09:22 AM on 11/01/2011

@AudiaMcGee #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage A Twitter comment-144 characters it's double of Kim marriage at 72 days!

[YankeeJet24]

07:23 AM on 11/01/2011

Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica Lewinsky.

[SightSeer]

10:18 PM on 10/31/2011

The shlong of the rapper she enjoyed on her sex tape. Hey Kris - you don't marry dat, you jes fool around wid it an' move on!

[Kalin Persuation]

09:24 PM on 10/31/2011

Kris Humphries luck lasts longer than his marriage - boy, is he lucky!

[jedwightn]

08:57 PM on 10/31/2011

I hear that she's gunning for Micky Rooney's marriage record.

[malgal]

08:50 PM on 10/31/2011

Time spent trapped on Jet Blue.

[datdude]

08:13 PM on 10/31/2011

i'll rephrase that, Mitt Romney changing his mind...again. Boi I love this TT.

[datdude]

08:12 PM on 10/31/2011

i'll rephrase that, Michelle Bachman converting Gays.

[datdude]

08:11 PM on 10/31/2011

i'll rephrase that, Rick Perry's polls plunge.