Koch-Backed Scientist Supports Zombies, Admits Global Warming Is Real

10/31/2011 08:15 am ET | Updated Dec 31, 2011

A human who know what is like to be zombie in cruel hot/cold world! This Richard Muller scientist's tasty brain admitted that global warming is REAL, even if before he was saying it is fake. This global warming lie is always hurting zombie kind. When it is too hot or too cold, our delicate zombie bodies decay more faster. Stop the decay, start the brain eating.

The other day, I was wanting to go out with zombie friend to look for brain, but it was SNOW. Many human outside were dressing like zombie that day, but do not be fool -- we know they are impostor zombies because real zombie hate snow. It makes them die like dead.

Listen. Zombie doesn't care for environment, zombie care only for brain food. But when we's in charge you have nice weather and be real zombie EVERY DAY, not wannabe zombie one day.

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