Pippa Middleton Book On The Way?

Planning a party? Get Pippa on the line!

Some of you might remember that Pippa has a day job working for her parents' company, Party Pieces. As the Telegraph described it, "They've made a fortune out of party favours, paper plates and silly hats."

Pippa's role, among other things, is to run the company's blog, called The Party Times, where she doles out advice about planning kids' parties with articles like "Create Your Own Halloween Makeup Faces" and "Party Lighting Ideas for Every Occasion" (written by other people, it seems).

Between running the blog and attending every party on Earth, Pippa has become quite the expert. Which can only mean one thing...

Book deal!

Yes, according to sources, the famous Middleton sis has landed herself a deal writing a party planning book. The Telegraph reports that Pips has sat down with several publishing houses, including HarperCollins, and might bag a whopping 1 million pounds from the royalties, international rights and "spin-off projects" (like... a TV show? Our fingers are crossed!).

A source told the Daily Mail, "Pippa is very serious about the project and has been going to see publishers personally. Pippa hasn't signed a contract yet but I don't think it will be far off."

So what will be included in the tome? The Guardian had a few (funny) suggestions, penning a faux blog post featuring Pippa giving her best party advice:

This is my treatment for Pippa's Amazing Royal Party Book, my sister the Duchess and her husband the future King of England think that is an amazing title or I know they will when I ask them. Also I did Bunting Studies at Edinburgh. OK, so...

Who shall I ask? In my experience there is no substitute for guests. And royals are no different from the rest of us. Make sure your friends have titles or come from Saudi and everyone will be happy!

But what do I wear? For me, red will always be the brightest colour. In royal circles the second rib down is considered quite low enough, thank you! Velcro on your pants will make your dress stick to your bottom.

Conversation can be fun! But these days it looks quite dated. In royal circles an airborne bread roll is worth a thousand words.

How to say goodbye Never go home with someone whose address is more than two words long.

The last tidbit is our favorite and our new life motto.

Read more about Pippa's potential book deal at Telegraph.co.uk -- afterwards, head straight to The Party Times to get more priceless Pippa advice.

Comments

[tangomasti]

03:38 AM on 11/02/2011

Yes! You are absolutely correct Mr. allpopular. I m totally agree that she should marry now with a man who can teach her the meaning of fashion. And i want to say so many wedding quote to her from the site (http://www.weddingwishesquotes.com/)

[allpopular]

03:28 AM on 11/02/2011

I think she should marry now..
a wedding quote for her :
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.."

[Shona Gilbreath]

07:46 PM on 11/01/2011

Pippa is just a throw around. She is NOT Catherine. She doesn't even come close to Kate in the fasion world. Let Kate be our Princess in waiting and Pippa go HOME!!!!!!!

[Aoede]

10:28 AM on 11/02/2011

Pluuhhheeessse. Both are overrated and as exciting as used dish water, and dress like middle aged soccer moms.

[condoman26]

06:23 PM on 11/01/2011

How about some pleasant news like members of Congress resigining because they are incompetent??

[rrickarr]

06:01 PM on 11/01/2011

...and we wonder why the world is such a mess! The powers at be peddle such garbage from who!!! Who is Pippa???? Because her sister married a prince (as if that means anything), she, the sister is now a celebrity. The downfall of sanity happens because people chase after such nonsense. We wonder why the economic system is such a mess--because no one has any type of brain that can handle any serious thought. If this is the type of nonsense people are thirsting for or giving concern to, we might as well jump off the planet RIGHT NOW!

[grbbrvern]

05:49 PM on 11/01/2011

uhh----------- not that hot and who cares

[stillmanbd]

05:40 PM on 11/01/2011

Yada Yada Yada

[naom bel]

05:41 PM on 11/01/2011

OMG!!! I want to kill myself. I bet she would write a book that nobody would understand as it will be a genius work. She would talk about World Peace and War and Power in this world. Like we don't understand the kardashians. OMG-- Please show us a world where these rubbish people don't exist. PLZ!!!!

[gahme59]

05:28 PM on 11/01/2011

Who cares, really?

[aquarius2]

02:19 PM on 11/02/2011

Reads like spam.

[jktejas]

04:59 PM on 11/01/2011

She works.....she works in a family business.....she worked there in the business before she ever became Prince William's sister-in-law. The business was built by a working family and was successful before they became in-laws to royals. Is their company now receiving more publicity than their competitors?.....no doubt about it. But, by the same token, they must now sustain and improve the quality of their products and services since they are held up to more scrutiny. I'm sure they will and that will be a great part of Pippa's job. As long as she is invested in what she is doing and the company's clientele is happy.....that is the bottom line. And yes, she is certainly beautiful and fashionable.

[gemini68]

04:46 PM on 11/01/2011

Jeez- can we go one day without hearing about this chick?

[hman570]

04:24 PM on 11/01/2011

Everyone is getting in on the big money. Having the next King of England as your borther-in-law must pay big money!!!!!

[csmomo]

04:14 PM on 11/01/2011

OMG How can I contain my excitement!!! Somebody is WRITING A BOOK and her name is PIPPA MIDDLETON. I MAY FAINT IN ANTICIPATION!!!!

[Nichole Heilman]

05:38 PM on 11/01/2011

I know you are being sarcastic, but even your sarcasm is annoying.

[celticfireusa]

04:02 PM on 11/01/2011

Next a reality show for her ...and maybe become a singer,,,