R. Kelly's Book: 6 Alternate Punny Titles (PICTURES)

11/10/2011 09:14 am ET | Updated Jan 10, 2012

Twitter was aflutter Wednesday morning with word that an R. Kelly memoir called "Soula Coaster" would be dropping Nov. 15, but it turns out the book may not even be released at all.

Why? What shortsighted business people would deprive world culture of what is sure to be one of the greatest literary works of the new millennium?

The only thing we could think of was that someone in some office somewhere got the crazy idea that "Soula Coaster" wasn't a good enough title and that they're holding off in order to re-brand the thing.

So to speed up the process we've come up with a few of our own punny suggestions.

R. Kelly's Alternate Book Titles
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