Just in time for Veterans Day, Jim Gaffigan told us what he would be like if he were forced to join the military today.
Gaffigan performed on an all-star bill at Stand Up For Heroes, sharing the stage with President Bill Clinton, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Ricky Gervais, Brian Williams, Seth Meyers and most importantly, several men and women in uniform. The show was a fundraiser for the Bob Woodruff Foundation to aid wounded veterans. Since its founding in 2008, they have raised over $12 million for soldiers -- on Wednesday night alone, one audience member donated $160,000 for one of Springsteen's guitars.
Check out Gaffigan's response to his hypothetical service in the military.