Jim Gaffigan Answers 'What Would You Be Like In The Military?' At Stand Up For Heroes (VIDEO)

Just in time for Veterans Day, Jim Gaffigan told us what he would be like if he were forced to join the military today.

Gaffigan performed on an all-star bill at Stand Up For Heroes, sharing the stage with President Bill Clinton, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Ricky Gervais, Brian Williams, Seth Meyers and most importantly, several men and women in uniform. The show was a fundraiser for the Bob Woodruff Foundation to aid wounded veterans. Since its founding in 2008, they have raised over $12 million for soldiers -- on Wednesday night alone, one audience member donated $160,000 for one of Springsteen's guitars.

Check out Gaffigan's response to his hypothetical service in the military.

Comments

[Zach Glover]

02:53 PM on 11/13/2011

Bibity bobity BACON!

[Chipper1]

08:41 PM on 11/12/2011

My favorite comedian - after Jon Stewart.

[Proximate Cause]

04:33 PM on 11/12/2011

Dad can we have cake for breakfast?? No! You're gonna have fried cake with syrup on it.

[XxDisfngustedxX]

10:06 AM on 11/12/2011

waste of time. not funny.

[Proximate Cause]

04:34 PM on 11/12/2011

So much that you had to comment on it???

[XxDisfngustedxX]

02:31 AM on 11/13/2011

Yes. You see, we are in a comment section.
This is a place where after you watch the video, you
come and post your reaction to what you just watched.

Tune in next week when we'll talk about numbers.

[Dusibello]

09:19 AM on 11/12/2011

Jim Gaffigan is extra funny. Too bad this clip was time poorly spent...

[Design4you]

10:49 PM on 11/11/2011

Hot Pockets.

[19th Amendment]

01:34 AM on 11/12/2011

"That guy's weird"...LMAO (((Gaffigan)))

[mollynova]

10:02 AM on 11/12/2011

OMG, I've got his comedy dvd where he rants on hot pockets. It's perfect!

[Evan Joseph Ringle]

09:22 PM on 11/11/2011

Jim Gaffigan is the Bill Cosby of the 2000s.