"America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period."
So says comedian Christian Finnegan (Are We There Yet?, Chappelle's Show) in his Monday night appearance on Conan. But don't worry: America going downhill is actually a good thing: "When people say America is going downhill I say good, downhill is the fun part."
To find out why we can all stop worrying about whether the U.S. remains the greatest country in the world or not, watch Finnegan's five-minute set above. And let us know in the comments how you're enjoying the ride down.