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Chelsea Handler Disses Kardashians' Genitalia, Reveals The Things She Won't Joke About

First Posted: 11/17/11 01:58 PM ET Updated: 11/17/11 02:29 PM ET

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Chelsea Handler isn't afraid to joke about much, including her own hangups and insanity. And while she's more than willing to talk about her sex life and very personal, private areas, actually exposing them is where she draws the line.

She'll let her E! networkmates handle that part, she tells Time Magazine in a long new interview.

"If I do, then it will be by accident. I'm not a Kardashian," she told the magazine, getting a jab in at one of her favorite targets.

She's long made a habit of dissing the reality star sisters, poking fun at Kim's singing, warning Jennifer Aniston not to befriend them and making sure to bust on them whenever she gets the chance.

Don't expect that to change, either.

"My tone is never going to change--that's the essence," she tells Time. "The moment you are asking, 'Is this responsible? Is this the right thing to say?' Then that means I'm in trouble."

There are two things, however, she does plan on avoiding.

"I'm never going to not talk about something because of who I am," Handler says. "I'm always going to be the aggressor. There are two things I won't talk about: ugly babies or people who are dying."

For more, click over to Time.

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Chelsea Handler isn't afraid to joke about much, including her own hangups and insanity. And while she's more than willing to talk about her sex life and very personal, private areas, actually exposin...
Chelsea Handler isn't afraid to joke about much, including her own hangups and insanity. And while she's more than willing to talk about her sex life and very personal, private areas, actually exposin...
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04:03 AM on 01/12/2012
How about you do something...interesting, like bring a boy recovered from Autism on your show...that shows you understand what a community faces, since 1 in 100 boys have this disorder. Much less recovered, or can play normal, but they are out there. Kolin Alexander Sovern...is one of them, but that started with Kolin's Journey, best to look that up!
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I'm not wrong....
08:19 AM on 11/21/2011
Ok, so I clicked on the link to see what Chelsea had to say about the cave like genitalia of the Kim Kardashian. Of course the Huffpo article said nothing about it and the Time Magazine reference cannot be seen unless you pay to read the article, so why put up the headline?
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JohnBryansFontaine
Liberal Democrat
09:31 PM on 11/19/2011
The Koch brothers must deeply appreciate Kim Kardashian, because if everyone's attention is focused on the harmless Ms. Kardashian, the Koch brothers can get away with whatever huge injustice that they please.
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04:00 PM on 11/19/2011
I think she just likes to remind us that, no matter what our opinion of her, at least she's not another focking Kardashian.
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stape45
Spin this!
07:41 PM on 11/19/2011
I'll bet the Kardashians are every bit as happy about that as Chelsea is.
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08:20 PM on 11/19/2011
True.
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artofwar
U.S Marine
03:35 PM on 11/19/2011
I'm a HUGE Chelsea Handler fan. I think she is hilarious. I think she keeps it extremely real. She openly will joke about her own flaws, and nothing ever seems to be off topic.
aristippe
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02:21 PM on 11/19/2011
there are no ugly babies
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I am always right!
08:52 PM on 11/19/2011
Yes there are.
02:29 AM on 11/20/2011
i love a good ugly baby!
02:04 PM on 11/19/2011
handler..your a mess laughing all the way to the bank.. mean a nice word to call you.. your not cool..
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I am always right!
08:52 PM on 11/19/2011
25M ain't bad huh?
01:34 PM on 11/19/2011
Saw that Kardashian name again. ugh.

funny video and song on youtube: Marilyn Harris 72 Days
01:07 PM on 11/19/2011
Handler always looks so unkept.
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artofwar
U.S Marine
03:35 PM on 11/19/2011
Drinking will do that to you ;) lol
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000005
I am always right!
08:53 PM on 11/19/2011
Who looks good being drunk all day. I think she looks great CONSIDERING!
08:03 AM on 11/19/2011
At the top of the story we are given choice words to react to the story. Why isn't SAD one of the choices? Wow this story just made me sad.
01:34 AM on 11/19/2011
She has a few funny things in her show, but overall she is just mean. I have seen parts of the show a few times flipping around, but I don't watch it anymore.
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ruhaba
12:41 AM on 11/19/2011
Boycott the kardashian..... on face book .. http://www.facebook.com/BoycottRealityTV?sk=wall&filter=1
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000005
I am always right!
08:54 PM on 11/19/2011
How about you get a life?
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ruhaba
12:06 AM on 11/22/2011
I have a life, you go get a life..
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ruhaba
09:45 PM on 11/23/2011
How about you get a life... their porn life is not yours
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Cogs
05:14 PM on 11/18/2011
Congrats to Chelsea for refusing to talk about ugly babies.
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Lahonda
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05:48 PM on 11/18/2011
When my mother-in-law saw our first baby, her first grandson, she burst out laughing. We called him the judge. He perked up later in life.
02:46 PM on 11/18/2011
Chelsea and Kim K are cut from the same dirty creepy mold.
02:29 PM on 11/18/2011
Ya gotta love Chelsea!!! She calls it like she sees it, and she seems to always see it right!
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artofwar
U.S Marine
03:36 PM on 11/19/2011
I love her comedy and style. I guess it has to do with the fact I think her and I have a similar sense of humor.