11/28/2011 01:01 pm ET Updated Jan 28, 2012

Lady Gaga Wants A Man With A Harvard Degree

Get in line Harvard men, Lady Gaga wants you!

According to the Sun magazine, Lady Gaga is looking for ivy league credentials in her next boyfriend. She told the UK entertainment rag that her requirements in new man "ranges from a really big d*** to a degree at Harvard."

The Harvard Crimson took note, telling its readers, "So keep on spending hours on psets, studying for finals, and writing papers. You might end up nailing a bad romance."

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