Couple Busted For Having Sex On Water Slide At Opoczno, Poland Amusement Park

Security personnel at a amusement park in Opoczno, Poland, ejected two tourists earlier this week after they were caught joining the "water slide-high club" at the top of one of the attractions.

Facility cameras captured the incident, allowing park attendants to meet the naughty couple with buckets of cold water at the bottom of the slide.

"The women was filmed straddling her boyfriend and starting to make love before the pair shot down the bright blue tunnel, in what must have been a breach of the water park rules," Metro reports.

Officials with the park escorted the man and women straight from their "tunnel of love" to the park exit, without allowing them to retrieve their clothes, according to the Croatian Times.

"They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realized what was going on," one lifeguard said, according to The Sun.

The photo of the couple is now circulating among European tabloids.

Comments

[brandon20678]

05:31 PM on 05/01/2012

Just Nasty.

[YOKEL13]

09:26 PM on 12/07/2011

That was some slippery slope.

[Michael Kittredge]

08:07 PM on 12/06/2011

New entry for the Urban Dictionary; "Polish Slide" lol. It's a tunnel of love, alright. First glance at the picture, I thought it was two guys.

[TedEjr]

04:23 PM on 12/06/2011

So, they got some nookie together.

And the problem is?

[YOKEL13]

09:27 PM on 12/07/2011

Can you say, "too slippery"?

[TedEjr]

11:25 PM on 12/07/2011

I could. But do I want to go there?

;-)

[Karissa36]

03:53 PM on 12/06/2011

Another sign of the poor economy. The mile high club is pretty expensive.

[lovinlife3]

03:45 PM on 12/06/2011

Nothing on but swim caps! What, a swim cap was such a turn on they just couldn't control themselves??? lmao Ugly!

[Randy Mcc]

09:55 PM on 12/07/2011

Was that a swim cap? I thought it was a it was a bald spot from too many slide rides.

[medulla oblongata]

02:42 PM on 12/06/2011

Oh my. I hope that water is chlorinated.

[TashayH4]

02:21 PM on 12/06/2011

That's gross! They should go to jail!

[Alycia Rice]

03:58 PM on 12/06/2011

Uh dumb.

[TedEjr]

04:18 PM on 12/06/2011

Your parents did it. Maybe in a different location? For all you know, maybe in the same place.

Should your parents go to jail?

[dramaflickchick]

11:27 AM on 03/24/2013

The location is the point. The water park is well within its rights to kick out people having sex on their grounds. It's also against the law to do that in public (at least in America. I imagine it's the same in Poland).

[Randy Mcc]

09:26 AM on 12/06/2011

Well..... she may be a lover but she ain't no dancer. ♪ ♫ Helter Skelter ♪ ♫ ....... Lookout!

[TedEjr]

04:19 PM on 12/06/2011

Just for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfkVGCU_BA

[Randy Mcc]

04:32 AM on 12/10/2011

Great vid... tyvm!!

[Mrsbean54]

08:05 AM on 12/06/2011

I'm amazed anyone would go to a water park in Poland wearing less than a wet suit, let alone being naked. The water is freakin freezing all year round....

[TedEjr]

04:28 PM on 12/06/2011

Kinda makes the concept of throwing cold water on them at the bottom redundant, doesn't it?

[Mrsbean54]

05:24 PM on 12/06/2011

Yeah, now that you mention it. They probably scooped up the water from the slide...

[climbing panda]

06:45 PM on 12/05/2011

i once had a scrape on my foot at an amusement park. very superficial. a few days later my foot was swollen, red, and really warm. imagine what the woman will be like in a few days.

[samuraifrog37]

12:06 AM on 12/06/2011

Looks like the guy was swollen, red and really warm before they went down the slide.

[climbing panda]

03:37 PM on 12/06/2011

touche sir.

[Mrsbean54]

08:07 AM on 12/06/2011

She had sex at a public amusement park....imagine what that woman is like already! I'd be more worried about the ones who came down the slide next.

[colin72]

02:08 PM on 12/05/2011

I was caught having sex at an amusement park.

Fortunately, I was able to run out of the petting zoo before the guards grabbed me.

[clintnapril2]

03:29 PM on 12/05/2011

Must have been in Washington State. It's legal there as long as no harm comes to the animal. A few years back there was an animal brothel that got busted.... Twisted.

[YOKEL13]

09:32 PM on 12/07/2011

Reminds me of a joke. The punch line is, "So the preacher says, 'son, I don't believe I'd have told that!'"

[unclecrackre]

10:50 AM on 12/05/2011

Truly astounding that people cannot even control their base urges these days.

[ethelmertzrules]

08:39 AM on 12/06/2011

sex isn't a base urge. That's what is wrong with people anymore. Hangups about sex.

[unclecrackre]

10:24 AM on 12/06/2011

You can't be serious? In our present society there are anything but hangups concerning sex. Anything goes, and usually does.

[TedEjr]

10:08 PM on 12/06/2011

Absolutely disgusting. Next thing you know, animals will be fornicating in public.

Stifling a snarky snicker.

[Danl67]

09:01 AM on 12/05/2011

Try that on the roller coaster at 6 Flags and you've done something. Just goes to show how desperate people are for thrills these days. Who knew?

[fran glass]

02:08 PM on 12/05/2011

When i was a teenager i worked at six flags (Great America in IL) every summer and people were caught daily performing sex acts on rides. It's amazing what people manage to do. If their hands/mouth/genitals are available they WILL try it. Bring a gallon of hand sanitizer any time you go to six flags, folks.

[PlutocratsSuck]

09:00 AM on 12/05/2011

"escorted the man and women straight from their "tunnel of love" to the park exit, without allowing them to retrieve their clothes"

All the while the man screaming "The water was cold! Don't judge me, the water was cold!"

[Voice of Reality]

09:51 AM on 12/05/2011

"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish." - George Costanza

[MarkMarky]

10:36 AM on 12/05/2011

Kramer: "A HOLE IN ONE!!"