Sex And Blunts: Two Men Arrested For Inappropriate Fast Food Orders

Another day, two more examples of completely inappropriate incidents at fast food establishments.

In Goshen, Ct., John Traonetta, 35, was charged with second-degree harassment after ordering takeout and requesting to perform a sex act on a teenaged female employee at the Zoar Drive-In. Traonetta has agreed to write an apology to the woman.

Moving down the East Coast, Shawn Porter, 32, of Deltona, Fl. got himself arrested after asking for "a blunt and some herbs" at a Burger King drive-through. The cashier could smell marijuana coming from his car and a store manager called 911. The manager acknowledged that the incident was more of a nuisance than a major emergency. The police ran Porter's tags, located his car and discovered about 28 grams of pot -- hundreds of dollars worth of the drug. He is being held on a $1,000 bond.

Maybe enough people have called fast food an addictive vice that people have started to think drive-throughs are places to fulfill all your guilty desires. We fear what could come next.

Comments

[tulips1]

02:26 PM on 12/06/2011

What is a "blunt" ?

[archarabia]

01:06 PM on 12/06/2011

To all the potheads defending the idiot: if I'm getting minimum working in a crapper place, I'm in no mood to take your order of burger with a side of BJ, or blunt with herbs, or whatever the **** else u think is cute. And as an officer, if I get called on a drug possession suspicion, it's not up to me to decide which laws to uphold and which to ignore. If it's illegal it's illegal. Petition you're lawmaker if u don't like it. It says a lot about the commenters here that you're more upset about a pothead acting like a pothead and getting punished for it than you are about a young woman getting sexually harassed while she's trying to work and make some money. I guess the pot is worth more.

[lacasarosada]

09:00 PM on 12/05/2011

i didn't know what a blunt was so i looked it up on urbandictionary.com
any story i read, no matter how stupid wasn't a complete waste of time if i learned something new

[rich3324]

01:33 PM on 12/05/2011

I really don't relish stories like these.

[blurredmolly]

03:00 PM on 12/05/2011

They don't cut the mustard with me either.

[JohnFromCensornati]

12:26 PM on 12/05/2011

There's a good reason to boycott the Burger Thing.

[Blue Bunny]

03:54 AM on 12/05/2011

I don't know WHY this made me hungry.

[camanokat]

05:40 AM on 12/05/2011

Me neither. I have some corn-scallion pancake mix in the fridge. Hmmmm?

[is it legal yet]

03:05 AM on 12/05/2011

Thanks to the war on drugs, the ounce of pot that would have cost between $15 and $25 in 1970 is now worth hundreds of dollars. Legalise it and bring back reasonable prices! That would leave smokers more money to spend on other consumer goods, just another way legalisation would help the economy.

[GoodBoySunshine]

01:52 AM on 12/05/2011

Coke to go please.

[Kevin Wells]

01:24 AM on 12/05/2011

Great job, police. Busting "criminals" for victimless crimes. I guess you're "just doing your job". Stop wasting my taxpayer money.

[Patrick Farley]

06:55 AM on 12/05/2011

There was a victim in the first one. A teenaged (TEENAGED) girl that was harassed. And the second... There was not a victim. But there was GREAT potential for one. I'm not anti-pot, by any means. Hell, I smoke! But people should NOT be driving while smoking.

[bad dream]

07:53 AM on 12/05/2011

But people should NOT be driving while smoking.

Why not?

[Al Schrader]

09:08 PM on 12/04/2011

The thing that makes take-out hot wings good is they are small. So, I took a chicken called a Cornish Hen, which is a very small chicken, and I cut it into 8 pieces - legs, thighs, breasts, etc. and cooked it like hotwings. The result is these unbelievable tiny tender pieces of hotchicken I call Hot-Hens....Al-

[NyJimbo]

09:33 PM on 12/04/2011

Rock Cornish Game Hens are naturally tender and very flavorful. It's a crime what you did to that bird, shame on you.

[Al Schrader]

09:40 PM on 12/04/2011

You wouldn't say that if you tasted it. Lots of flavor, small juicy pieces...Yum...Al-

[laurenproof12]

12:01 PM on 12/05/2011

Some people don't know what half of the things are in the grocery store!

[PhotoTronTheDaddyPhantom]

08:09 PM on 12/04/2011

They thought they were at the Arab Bodega a block up the street.

[Omeezee]

05:39 PM on 12/04/2011

Our country has gotten waaaaaaay more conservative than it was like 10-20 years ago. 10 years ago Kevin Spacey was in a movie smoking pot while being a middle aged drive through worker. Now the drive through people are calling the cops?? My ex is a chef and if people heard the talk that goes on in kitchens across the country, the talk and behavior in a kitchen makes Herman Cain's lawsuits look silly. People talk about sex and make innuendo at work every day. Calling the cops? Yeah if a guy said that to my GF or sister I would be like "a_hole" but I would not call the cops unless he was being aggressive or had threatened her.

[adamben]

03:29 PM on 12/05/2011

you should not ask 18 yo girls for blow jobs. maybe she thought they would hurt her, rape her, kidnap her. farfetched but it is not your right to scare people because you never know how they will react.

[laurenproof12]

04:20 PM on 12/05/2011

Your* girlfriend:)

[laurenproof12]

04:19 PM on 12/05/2011

You must have a TON of respect for youg girlfriend. Sheesh!

[rdschuler]

11:34 AM on 12/04/2011

Most of you guys would lose it and come unglued ,if the same comment ,made to these female workers ,was made to your girlfriend,or wife . If you let it pass ,and say nothing ,you yourself would in my mind,be a real wimp .

[HairFarmer]

11:21 AM on 12/04/2011

thank god I live in California where I can smoke a huge fat joint while waiting in teh drive thru line @ in and out ..and I don't hafta worry about some idiot vigilante mnger calling 911...ya know what the cops in CA would say to FF manager if he called about pot smokers ?? We don't have time for that , call us when something REAL is happening.

[Acebass]

07:39 PM on 12/04/2011

f/f for common sense!

[DSevere]

08:44 PM on 12/04/2011

Yup, it was pretty laissez faire in NYC when I lived there in the late 80s/early 90s. You could actually call 1-800-WANT-POT and they would deliver. That went on for several years before they finally got busted....

[laurenproof12]

12:03 PM on 12/05/2011

Ummm, I don't think that's legal. Are you sure driving under the infulence isn't breaking the law?!?!?!

[HairFarmer]

01:55 PM on 12/05/2011

get a life . been smoking and driving for over 30 yrs w/ not one accident ...get bent

[L I Beral]

10:24 AM on 12/04/2011

Back when I worked at a fast-food berger place all the employees took a doobie break from time to time. Half our clientele came in baked too.

[camanokat]

05:42 AM on 12/05/2011

You HAVE to baked to eat that junk (In n Out excepted).

[L I Beral]

04:13 PM on 12/05/2011

This was long before In-n-Out, but yes, it sure helped.