Oh, Alec Baldwin — and to think you once (still?) have New York City mayoral ambitions! When we heard you threw a hissy fit after that unnamed American Airlines flight attendant tried to come between you and your game of "Words with Friends," we thought, OK, he must've had his reasons. But as details from aboard the plane emerged, including the fact that you used your very own Twitter account to spark global awareness of how douchey you can be to fellow air travelers, we thought, "Wait a minute. The only thing worse than having to turn off our Kindles for about twenty minutes is having the plane delayed for an extra hour because some hot-headed television star refuses!" And as it turns out, we're not alone. Our friends have some words for you, Mr. Baldwin, and unlike your performance in My Best Friend's Girl, they're actually funny.