Much like Lady Gaga, Mitt Romney was just born that way; only his way is wealthy and out of touch. You can't really win the hearts and minds of tea partiers by going around making $10,000 bets, unless there's a chance squelching on that bet will get your legs broken. (It is football season after all, so who among us hasn't been there?)
Nevertheless, his team -- or to put it more precisely, his team as imagined by sketch comedy group The Full Ginsburg -- explains that throwing large sums of money around is just Mitt being Mitt. And while he's at it, he's got one or two or a thousand more bets he'd like to make.
Check out the video above and let us know if you intend to accept any of Mitt's wagers in the comments.
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