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Did Stephen King Really Say 'Well, F*** You Too, Kid' On Facebook?

Stephen King Swears

First Posted: 01/03/12 02:18 PM ET Updated: 01/03/12 02:22 PM ET

According to a recent internet meme, Stephen King, the beloved author known for spinning such terrifying tales as "The Shining", "Pet Sematary" and "Misery", has strayed from the eloquence of his intricately crafted stories to write a not-so-literary insult on Facebook: "Well, fuck you too, kid."

Not that the remark was completely unwarranted. It was supposedly a response to an earlier comment: "Fuck you, Stephen King. ^__^."

However, not to be killjoys, but the existing official Stephen King Facebook page is run not by the author himself, but by his publishers, Little, Brown - and it uses a different photograph to the one in the meme. Also, King isn't known to be an active public Facebooker. Without any further evidence to the contrary, we must regretfully conclude that the comment and its response probably weren't real.

However, if they were, this certainly wouldn't be the first time that King had so cussingly critiqued online. After he claimed "Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer "can't write," a video surfaced of a woman explaining, "why [he] needs to fuck off." We'd certainly forgive him if he felt the need to respond this time around.


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According to a recent internet meme, Stephen King, the beloved author known for spinning such terrifying tales as "The Shining", "Pet Sematary" and "Misery", has strayed from the eloquence of his intr...
According to a recent internet meme, Stephen King, the beloved author known for spinning such terrifying tales as "The Shining", "Pet Sematary" and "Misery", has strayed from the eloquence of his intr...
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xRAOULDUKEx
A Mitt is for your hand, not for your President.
08:35 PM on 04/11/2012
Did xRAOULDUKEx like this on Facebook?

No. No he did not.
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Ducktaper
Runs a traveling reptile zoo... for reals
05:35 AM on 01/07/2012
Saw this before on fail.blog I think

Cracked me up then and made me laugh here as well. Didn't think it was really him but read it in my mind in that spectacular Main accent of King's and it made me happy.

So f%$k you all and to all a good night
01:32 PM on 01/05/2012
Headline Question: Did Stephen King Really Say 'Well, F*** You Too, Kid' On Facebook?
Answer: No.
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Goldie Treasure
Sweet smart aleck,24,proud to be child free
05:36 PM on 01/04/2012
So what?!
02:50 PM on 01/04/2012
"has strayed from the eloquence of his intricately crafted stories "............?????? Haven't read any King have we???
02:09 PM on 01/04/2012
You do realize that Little Brown does not publish Stephen King. His current publisher is Scibners. And you are correct, King does not do Facebook himself.
01:23 PM on 01/04/2012
Ha...Spoken like a true Mainer! If you lived here this whole thing wouldn't be news worthy-just a normal exchange of words. In fact the way it reads to me is that they might have said
kid-"Hello"
Steven King-"Hello to you too"
Just polite conversation.
I love being a Mainer--I just can't stand the ^%$ snow.
We will always be proud of you Mr. King! (I can't read your books though-they scare the bajeezes out of me-a sign that they are well written. I can't read Twighlight either because I get a head ache from rolling my eyes so much at the psuedo drama)
01:21 PM on 01/04/2012
"strayed from the eloquence of his intricately crafted stories" Not really--a big part of the eloquence of his stories is the use of colloquial English, yes including obscenities. It's a big part of the realism of the moment-to-moment aspect of his prose, contrasting with the extraordinary/supernatural plots the characters find themselves in.
01:06 PM on 01/04/2012
IMHO Stephen King has earned the right to F Bomb anyone he wishes. I love his work, btw. Right now I'm supposed to be gearing up for a budget meeting but instead am re-reading Duma Key. :) U go on with your bad self, Mr. King, and F 'em all!!
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lindamom
never fry chicken in the nude
05:28 PM on 01/04/2012
WTG Amy! DITTO for me.
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Jefferson Vickers
12:43 PM on 01/04/2012
Seemed like an acquit response to me.
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MonikaMagick
Woman, Writer, Warrior, Witch
12:02 PM on 01/04/2012
Oh, geez, like it's the first time he's said the "F" word.
11:50 AM on 01/04/2012
Oh, who cares if he did say it!
11:29 AM on 01/04/2012
Slow day for news then, is it?
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Mary Karius
my micro-bio is empty
11:29 AM on 01/04/2012
haha I think it's GREAT!
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lindamom
never fry chicken in the nude
05:29 PM on 01/04/2012
Me too - it's SO him lol...
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Nancy Hirabayashi
Liberal and proud of it!
10:36 AM on 01/04/2012
a) This constitutes news? It's not even good gossip!

b) Stephen King has earned the right to say "F___ You" to anyone he wants to. If he didn't say it, he's probably the last guy who hasn't. That would be a better story.
02:52 PM on 01/04/2012
Abso-F___inglutely earned the right!!! ;-p