The headline-grabbing finding of Glamour magazine's annual "1000 Men" survey released online Monday was that 31 percent of men admitted to masturbating at work. The other findings, while not as, well, gross, provide some noteworthy insights into the male brain circa 2012.
"Once you get past the sort of OMG sexual statistics, it's actually [surprising] how relatively enlightened guys are," Glamour editor-in-chief Cindi Leive told The Huffington Post. This survey "is different from the first ones the magazine did in the '90s. Here you have a generation of guys pretty unfazed if hit on by a gay friend or acquaintance. The vast majority are totally fine voting for a woman for president, not that into the whole breast implant thing, and have also taken on some sort of traditionally female grooming ritual, which I think we can agree is a good thing for the world."
In other words, Leive said, "The American guy is not hopeless," but the survey "did make me stock up on Purell for the office."
For more on what men absolutely don't want women to joke about, which male fashion trends they would try, their favorite sex position and more, check out the full survey.
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