Starbucks Bans Blonde Jokes

Newser.com:

Starbucks launched its new, mellower "Blonde" roast this week, and it doesn't want to hear any baristas sniggering about the name.

"We were told at a regional rally there are absolutely no Blonde jokes to be told around the coffee whatsoever. It will be a written offense if so," a worker writes at Starbucks Gossip.

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Comments

[stjoshy]

05:46 PM on 01/16/2012

sniggering?? is that a word? ..snickering maybe. also who cares if they make jokes about blondes.. its all usually true anywayz

[splenetic]

01:08 AM on 01/16/2012

Polacy dziękować Bogu za kawały o blondynkach.

[Bickidan]

06:50 AM on 01/15/2012

Blonde is a choice. So is Caribou (yummy!), Dunn Brothers, Dunkin Donuts...

[cgalaxia7]

02:51 AM on 01/15/2012

So, if you order a blonde to go, will it have a lot of bubbles coming out, meaning it's releasing air?

[Phalanxman]

12:01 AM on 01/15/2012

Those were all jokes???? No way. All those sayings about blondes is true. Isn't it???

[Lee Valey]

04:42 PM on 01/14/2012

Man,so many rules
Id tell that job to kiss my &ss

You know why no one tells blonde jokes to groups of blondes?
They dont want to spend all night explaining the joke

[Carol Martin235]

02:32 PM on 01/14/2012

This is stupid. If you don't want your coffee strong, then use less grounds when you brew it.

[Janel Ryder]

10:13 PM on 01/13/2012

What about "we've gone blonde?"

[Marasbaras]

07:55 PM on 01/13/2012

Starbuck's barristas don't make fun of just blondes, they make fun of ALL customers.

[the taoist]

04:09 PM on 01/13/2012

ok.......WHY DID THE BLONDE GET HER HEAD STUCK TO THE STEERING WHEEL????
she was trying to blow the horn...............

[justgigging]

03:03 PM on 01/13/2012

baristas sniggering .... say it ain't So....

[justgigging]

03:01 PM on 01/13/2012

I ask a Blonde who was painting why she had on a winter coat and a Fur coat on when it was like 95 degree in the shade...She said Daaah......read the paint can...For Best Results Use 2 Coats...

[lpx919]

11:42 AM on 01/13/2012

Q: What goes vrrrum...screech, vrrrum...screech?
A: A blonde through a flashing light.

[lpx919]

11:39 AM on 01/13/2012

Two blonds walked into a Starbuck...and you'd think that one of them would have seen it!