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Stephen Colbert Insists He Can Run In South Carolina GOP Primary -- Even Though He Technically Can't

First Posted: 01/15/2012 10:25 am Updated: 01/15/2012 11:46 am

WASHINGTON -- Stephen Colbert technically has no chance of winning the GOP primary in South Carolina -- but that's not stopping him from insisting he can.

The Comedy Central host recently transferred control of his super PAC to fellow network host Jon Stewart, so that he is now legally free to explore running for president in his home state of South Carolina.

The move was largely prompted by a survey from Public Policy Polling that showed Colbert has more support than former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, who is actually running for president.

But as the South Carolina Republican Party has insisted, Colbert has no chance of winning if he does decide to run.

"South Carolina state law does not allow write-in ballots in presidential primaries. There is no 'blank' space on voting machines to write-in a candidate," said South Carolina GOP Executive Director Matt Moore. "Stephen Colbert has about as much a chance at being elected president in South Carolina as he does of being elected Pope. Zero. It didn't work four years ago, and it won't work now. The gag is worn out."

South Carolina GOP Chair Chad Connelly told The Huffington Post that one upside of Colbert's stunt could be that "maybe some of his audience will watch some of our candidates and learn they're better than Obama and we get some votes out of it."

In an interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC's "This Week" on Sunday, Colbert refused to believe it was impossible for him to run.

"They say I can't get on the ballot in South Carolina?" he said. "They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it."

Stewart's super PAC is now on the air with an ad, narrated by actor John Lithgow, that calls former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney a "serial killer." The spot takes Romney's claim that corporations are people, along with his history of buying companies and breaking them apart at Bain Capital, to its logical conclusion, and urges voters to cast their ballots for "Not Mitt Romney."

When asked about the ad, Colbert -- like so many of the other actual GOP presidential candidates -- said he has nothing to do with the unaffiliated super PAC's actions, but of course would like to see the ad taken down if there are inaccuracies.

"I have no control over that ad," said Colbert, adding, "I can't tell Americans for a Better Tomorrow Tomorrow what to do. It's not my super PAC, George. It's the super PAC of -- I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly -- Jon Stewart. I believe it's a soft 't.' But, listen, if that's not accurate, I hope they take it down."

"I don't know if Mitt Romney's a serial killer," he continued. "That's a question that he's going to have to answer. That sounds like it's superstar John Lithgow voicing that. He played a serial killer on 'Dexter.' Two points make a line. ... I do not want any untrue ads on the air that could in any way be traced back to me."

Colbert also said he agreed with Fox News President Roger Ailes' criticisms of Stewart.

"I believe that Jon Stewart is a loose cannon. I believe that he's a liberal. I believe that he has it in for conservatives," said Colbert. "And that's why, I believe, if any of these ads cause trouble, that's Jon Stewart actually trying to undermine my exploratory committee. ... It's one of the reasons it's so hard to form an exploratory committee, George. I had to give away my super PAC. That was my baby. You know how hard it is to give away your baby? Imagine if that baby also had a lot of money, how much harder it would be to give that baby away? You might get the baby back, but it may not have the same amount of money as when you gave the baby away."

Colbert has previously used his super PAC and his flirtations with public office to shed light on campaign finance laws in America and expose their flaws and absurdities.

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Hugh-Gee
My micro-bio is infectious.
07:57 AM on 01/17/2012
South Carolina GOP Executive Director Matt Moore: "Stephen Colbert has about as much a chance at being elected president in South Carolina as he does of being elected Pope. Zero. It didn't work four years ago, and it won't work now. The gag is worn out."

Mr. Moore: with all due respect, you don't get the gag.
The joke is not that Stephen Colbert is running for president. That would indeed be trite and unworthy.
No, Colbert's intention is to ridicule the system which allows Super PACs to raise huge amounts of untraceable money and to use it to dominate the debate on behalf of candidates, all the while pretending to have no association with the candidates. His segments with his lawyer, explaining the warped process, have been most enlightening--and funny. And, now that he's transferred its operation to Jon Stewart, the absurdity has been taken to a new level.
Mr. Moore, I don't expect you to understand. Colbert's viewers do, and that's what counts.
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Ted Glass
02:27 PM on 01/16/2012
South Carolina GOP Chair Chad Connelly told The Huffington Post that one upside of Colbert's stunt could be that "maybe some of his audience will watch some of our candidates and learn they're better than Obama and we get some votes out of it."
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OK now that is funny, is this guy auditioning for the new GOP/Conservative competition to Stewart/Colbert? He must be joking...
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Mary Kessel Starr
01:41 PM on 01/16/2012
I bet the executive director of the South Carolina GOP was never hugged as a child. It's also possible that he never attended his high school proms, a la Michelle Bachmann He seems very cranky
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tmorris911
You're not offended? Maybe I didn't say it right.
01:25 PM on 01/16/2012
South Carolina GOP Executive Director Matt Moore has no sense of humor that he is aware of.
12:36 PM on 01/16/2012
He's more serious than the rest of the comedians running! Just because you have to pander to the shallow end of the republican pool is no excuse for the off the charts nonsense they spew!
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TitaniumAvatar
Sinister yet Dexterous
12:20 PM on 01/16/2012
Educating the public through comedy will never 'wear out'.
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Seymourhiney
12:08 PM on 01/16/2012
Only at Mt. Meadows, Utah Territory, in 1858.
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wrightthewrong
Medicare for All
11:43 AM on 01/16/2012
'South Carolina GOP Chair Chad Connelly told The Huffington Post that one upside of Colbert's stunt could be that "maybe some of his audience will watch some of our candidates and learn they're better than Obama and we get some votes out of it."'

I doubt it -- but dream on... I'll be voting Democratic in the primary election in SC. My husband had planned to vote for Huntsman, but he will now vote Democratic. On a poll, he chose Colbert. The rest of the Republicans are nut cases as far as we are concerned.
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tmorris911
You're not offended? Maybe I didn't say it right.
01:30 PM on 01/16/2012
With Huntsman out, the GOP just shifted way to the right of most Americans. I might've voted for Huntsman, too.

I think we're going to see a victory for Obama akin to Johnson over Goldwater in 64
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wrightthewrong
Medicare for All
04:38 PM on 01/16/2012
I sure hope so!
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Tim Moore
Afraid of clowns
11:41 AM on 01/16/2012
Hopefully the SuperPAC thing will bring attention to the ludicracy that is Citizens United. That anti-Mitt ad was hilarious! Perhaps Mitt IS a serial killer, we don't know!
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sonoflars
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
11:38 AM on 01/16/2012
He makes more sense than most of the republican field and he isn't mean to non-believers (anybody who isn't a right wing republican).
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11:36 AM on 01/16/2012
Denigrating what Colbert is doing is a gag that is worn out is typical of those who have political tunnel vision. Knowledge is power and comedians are one of the greatest wielders of knowledge. What's the sport's terminology...they make everyone around them better, as in more knowledgeable. So, now googleing SuperPacs is a must on many's knowledge..wish list. Plus this is funny stuff. Have we ever had a politician in office who had a good sense of humor. Kennedy and Franken,Yes.
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Hugh-Gee
My micro-bio is infectious.
07:59 AM on 01/17/2012
Lincoln also had a great sense of humor.
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Madtek
Beam me up Scotty...Scotty...SCOTTY!!!
11:33 AM on 01/16/2012
COLBERT/STEWART 2012!!!!!!
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Lilliputian
If someone asks me again what a Lilliputian is...
02:29 PM on 01/16/2012
or vice versa!!

maybe they can be co-Pres and co-VP... that would throw another wrinkle in the executive branch!
11:19 AM on 01/16/2012
We all seem to agree that Colbert would make a better President than Romney and the rest. Sad but true.
10:53 AM on 01/16/2012
I find Colbert to be very boring and untalented.
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Gray Mouser
Former Republican
11:10 AM on 01/16/2012
I find him to be just the opposite. In fact, I find him to be more in command of the facts and more able to articulate them than any candidate (or other representative) the GOP/TP have today.

Sad and sorry, but true.
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Pecaminoso
11:26 AM on 01/16/2012
I supposed you are right! Every time I watch your program, you make me laugh so much.
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carljr
10:32 AM on 01/16/2012
Not serious? This country elected a bad actor as President. What'd be the harm in actually electing a talented comedian?