17 Ridiculously Sexual Product Names (PHOTOS)

Naming a new product is a pivotal part of any company's business. It determines the product's marketability, impacts the company's branding and creates a crucial distinction from competitors. Usually, these names go through months and months of fierce scrutiny and market testing.

That's why, when a product like "Erektus" comes along, you have to wonder how it passed the incredibly methodical naming process. With that in mind, we found some perplexingly suggestive product names that no one in their right mind would ever put into their shopping cart. Take a look, shake your head and vote for your favorites!

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[Gronkie]

02:58 PM on 01/27/2012

"Oily Boy - Magazine for Elder Boys"

OMG! WTF!

[JTyroler]

02:52 AM on 01/21/2012

Why are 'horse treats' called "Squeezy Buns" - does the web site give a clue? I think Uncle Jimmy needs a life.

[almchrl13]

12:52 AM on 01/21/2012

I think the figure on EREKTUS is supposed to be a piece of ginger.
And you will need an erektus FOR a piece of Ginger.

[Sunwyn Ravenwood]

07:06 AM on 01/20/2012

Laughing so bad my stitches are popping out, hahahhaowowowowowhahahahahaowowowowow...

[kalima1]

05:02 PM on 01/19/2012

let's not forget about michael jackson's jesus juice...

[Phalanxman]

03:39 AM on 01/19/2012

Can you imagine shopping by phone for this stuff. "Hi, do you offer Hand Jobs?" "Hello, I need some Kiddie Weiners. Are they available?" "How much do you want for McPussy?" On second thought, it might be kind of tough to shop for this stuff by phone.

[austin in tx]

03:28 AM on 01/19/2012

Go ahead and have fun. Everything that makes one feel good is always illegal ...lol

[1logicalthinker]

12:56 AM on 01/19/2012

There's a bar/grill & gift shop in Alaska, called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn. The owner's name was Dick, and it is located halfway between Nenana and Fairbanks, AK.

http://www.skinnydicksak.com/index.php

[MagicalPossibilities]

11:31 PM on 01/18/2012

Oh come on, an Erector set is not sexual. It is just totally geeky. I agree about the rest of them, though the ones from other countries usually don't have the same connotation there.

[GenuineNerd]

07:00 PM on 01/18/2012

Don't forget Ben & Jerry's "Schweddy Balls" ice cream. I'm still trying to find a pint of it in Cleveland.

[Frickett]

10:44 PM on 01/20/2012

I bought some (Los Angeles) just to be able to say I had tried it.

[WestCoastLib]

02:45 PM on 01/18/2012

McPussy hahahhahahhahah

[almchrl13]

12:53 AM on 01/21/2012

That'll bake your potato.

[DaniFoxy]

01:39 PM on 01/18/2012

HAHAHA! McPussy... I am gonna wet my pants!

[pepper1311]

03:51 PM on 01/18/2012

Now go to McDonalds and ask for two to go...

[gravelsauce]

01:00 PM on 01/18/2012

What about "Spotted Dick" ?

[Kalzakath]

12:39 PM on 01/18/2012

My coffee came out my nose with the Kiddie weiners one...too gross

[almchrl13]

12:54 AM on 01/21/2012

Favored by the clergy for over 50 years.

[tianarock2]

04:21 PM on 01/22/2012

what about baby fingering? its pretty disturbing how they didnt think taht name thru

[oceanofconsciousness]

12:38 PM on 01/18/2012

"Cum Clean"? Ew.

[DaniFoxy]

01:40 PM on 01/18/2012

I bet it smells like Orange clean!