Squoobs All the Rage With Madonna, Sofia & Christina (PHOTOS, POLL)

Madonna flaunted it at the Golden Globes, Sofia Vergara displayed it at the Annual Producers Guild Awards and Carol Vorderman caused the biggest stir with it during the National Television Awards.

Introducing the squished, flat cleavage trend or the "squoob" as it's been dubbed by the Sun.

It seems our favorite starlets are trying to iron out some body issues by donning 18th century-style corset gowns (think Kirsten Dunst as Marie Antoinette) that make their waists appear smaller but leave the girls looking anything but smooth. In fact this trend seems to look more painful than playful.

We're all for sexy but does this fashion trend have you saying "oh, no" rather than "oh, la la"?

Quick Poll

Squoobs:

FAB! If you've got it, flaunt it.

FAIL! Just, no.

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Comments

[inkhosi]

11:16 PM on 02/12/2012

Don't jump all over me feminists (actually, I might like that), but if I could have each of these lovely women in my harem, I'd be quite grateful.

[Devilslakewoman]

05:38 PM on 02/02/2012

Do your boobs hang low
Do they jiggle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow.......

Oh. Wait. That wasn't 'boobs', was it?

[verbalosity]

07:31 AM on 02/02/2012

Just letting the puppies breathe.

[tara2012]

02:40 AM on 02/02/2012

Why is this necessary??? And Christina Hendricks really needs a new look. We all know you have huge boobs, you don't need to keep pushing them higher and higher every awards show!

[angielynne503]

02:24 AM on 02/02/2012

As the saying goes, women dress for other women, not men.

[Miz Fit]

12:10 AM on 02/02/2012

That's not flaunting it. It's attempted strangulation.

[VoodooDoll]

05:55 PM on 02/01/2012

I forget which comedian was telling a joke about a girl who's boobies were coming out of her turtleneck sweater ;)

[HHGodd]

02:12 PM on 02/01/2012

I remember one of the first episodes of 3rd Rock From The Sun when the female alien says: "I've discovered these flesh orbs I possess seem to have some control over the males on this planet. Also, they seem to have more power when they touch!" LMOA! To this day that is still one of my favorite lines from the show.

[LBA7895]

11:50 AM on 02/01/2012

I went into Victoria's Secret before Christmas and noticed all the padded bras that push a woman's attributes inward and upward.
I asked the Saleslady where all the sheer bras were.
She roared with laughter and told me "All the women come in here, looking for opaque bras that push them up and create cleavage; all the men come in here, looking for sheer bras that show a woman's nipples".
I told her women are always complaining they want more sex. Maybe if they tossed the opaque, padded bras, and bought a few that showed their nipples, they'd get more nookie.
Just sayin'.

[VoodooDoll]

05:53 PM on 02/01/2012

I have a small chest and all the men I knew,friends as well as lovers said it's all about the nipples,not the boobs--

[Redhunteur]

02:57 AM on 02/01/2012

The world needs more boobs and less of these idiotic portmanteaus.

[LiberalLee]

05:25 PM on 01/31/2012

Reminds me of medieval fashion with those bodices that resembled boards with boob sort of squarshed behind it.
Kind of ick.

[LiberalLee]

05:24 PM on 01/31/2012

Buy a dress that fits. Y'all got the $$.

[Tulka2]

05:11 PM on 01/31/2012

Signs, portents and omens of coming  revolution....?   Good.

[FearlessFreep]

03:26 PM on 01/31/2012

Regarding Madonna, combining a cross pendant with decolletage seems a poor fashion choice to me. (Whether or not it offends religion, I'd say it offends fashion.)

[ETT]

03:26 PM on 01/31/2012

That is a horrible thing to do to ones boobs! "For crying out loud, please release me": her boobs