Celebrity NFL Players: Football Players Who've Crossed The Line

This Sunday, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will square off against the New York Giants in the Super Bowl. But even if he and the New England Patriots don't manage to avenge their 2007 loss to the Giants, Brady will still have plenty going for him. After all, he calls supermodel Gisele Bundchen his wife, has a hairline that would make any 30-plus male weep, and raked in a whopping $18 million last year.

High school, it seems, never does end, and the NFL's finest still have it all. Except now, the cheerleader is a red-carpet stunner, the prime cafeteria seating is a multi-million-dollar home, and the glory comes in the form of a network reality-TV show -- although, let's be honest, it's hard to imagine your typical acne-ridden jock gliding across the ballroom floor on "Dancing With the Stars."

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[mariatyler203]

12:01 AM on 02/06/2012

WTF? What line? His hairline? Dancing with Stars line? Cafeteria line?

[madcityy]

12:42 PM on 02/05/2012

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO FORRRRRRRRRRRRRR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Stilloptimistic]

10:13 PM on 02/04/2012

That's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

[fredpa]

04:45 PM on 02/05/2012

32 for me. I got as far as your comment.

[thefool2u]

06:01 PM on 02/04/2012

It looks like the writer dropped the ball and didn't finish the story. Fumble! Is that the line?

[psridgell]

03:06 PM on 02/04/2012

Football fields are covered in lines, all football players cross a line to get on the field, this makes no sense......

[blu366]

01:19 PM on 02/04/2012

??????????????

[mrdjvale]

12:40 PM on 02/04/2012

What line is exactly being crossed here???

[valeskas]

09:27 AM on 02/04/2012

Stupid article.

[smart and hot]

07:54 AM on 02/04/2012

Where is the rest of the story? Is this HP's attempt to have all sections get involved in the Superbowl? There is so much more that you could have done with this article.

[wondernurse]

09:11 PM on 02/03/2012

Tom Brady's hair is horrid!

[baseballgal]

04:27 PM on 02/04/2012

Tom is a practically perfect specimen of the species. They just don't get any better looking

Must be awful to live as such a petty poop as you

[FULL BIRD AF]

09:27 PM on 02/04/2012

I am a hard core Colt fan..The Patriots be damned. But Tom Brady has it all. He is good looking,Married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. Rich,One of the best Quarter Backs ever. And he is gonna be a first ballot Hall of Famer.Hate him if ya have to. But the guy has it all.Is it hate or Envy???? I wish I was him.

[westphilly726]

06:53 PM on 02/04/2012

My husband swears he wears toupees or has plugs.It looks pretty bad in that picture.