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Colbert Reveals America's Biggest SuperPAC Donors (VIDEO)

First Posted: 02/03/2012 11:35 am Updated: 02/03/2012 11:35 am

SuperPAC: A frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics.

On Thursday's "Report," Stephen Colbert gave a glimpse of how he plans to continue his comedic crusade against the "Citizen's United" ruling by revealing the names of the biggest SuperPAC donors in America, both corporeal and corporate. He then thanked those patriotic Americans for choosing our next president with their money.

But the SuperPAC fun didn't end there. Colbert himself has raised a cool million dollars, and he plans to use it, primarily for capitalizing on the newest planking craze. However, he was quick to point out that he himself is now practically synonymous with the word SuperPAC as far as google is concerned. But that's not enough. The host has now proclaimed, "I want the google recognition of a Santorum. I will not be satisfied until SuperPAC means, 'a frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics.'"

We're doing our part to help. Check out part one above and part two below.

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01:14 AM on 02/04/2012
6 comments. Oops. Colbert is running out of material.
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04:29 AM on 02/05/2012
Political satirists NEVER run out of material.
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elicourey
It takes a nation of millions to hold me back!
09:06 PM on 02/03/2012
Huffington Post needs have an article on Cat Breading and let us submit our own pictures http://bit.ly/yvIw6y
03:10 PM on 02/03/2012
One of the individuals listed there is John Paulson. Paulson is a Wall Street guy who made billions betting AGAINST the subprime mortgage market. Basically, he profiting from the subprime meltdown.

From wikipedia:
"Paulson became a billionaire by short-selling subprime mortgages in 2007, and made $3.5 billion that year... $5B in 2010."
04:30 PM on 02/03/2012
"from wikipedia"... need I say more?
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GraniteSkyline
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05:52 PM on 02/03/2012
Paulson became a billionaire in 2007 shorting subprime securities and earning a $3.5 billion payout.

http://www.forbes.com/profile/john-paulson/

Happy now?
07:34 PM on 02/03/2012
Okay, if you want a better source, read "The Big Short", by Michael Lewis.
It's a NYTimes non-fiction bestseller, all about the subprime crisis.
Paulson is one of the lead characters.

I'm not saying he's good, bad, evil, or a nice guy.
But shouldn't we know who is pouring money into these PAC's??
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01:16 PM on 02/03/2012
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