Agent Provocateur Commercial Turns Up The Valentine's Day Heat (NSFW VIDEO)

'Tis the season for Valentine's Day commercials, meaning candy hearts, Hallmark cards, diamond rings... and yes, sexy lingerie.

So to stand out from the pack, Agent Provocateur has decided to live up to its "provocateur" name with a new campaign video, called "The Initiate."

As described on the lingerie brand's Youtube page, the film portrays "a feminine sensuality rather than unabashed sexuality." As described by us, it shows the exact opposite.

In the Jordan Scott-directed short, French actress Mylene Jampanoi rolls around in satin sheets with a man and a woman, limbs all a-twisted. Although there are no nip slips, there's some serious skin and plenty of lip-biting, toe-curling action.

Surprisingly, the film still manages to highlight the actual product, meaning bras, panties and complicated garter-like pieces. The purple and green lace lingerie is pretty without being overly sexy.

Until, you know, you decide to have a menage a trois in it. Then it's plenty sexy.

Enjoy the NSFW clip... just make sure your boss can't see your screen.

WATCH:

(Via FashionEtc)

Comments

[Gumby]

04:25 PM on 03/07/2012

I envy the sheet.

[PostModernGuy]

06:58 PM on 02/12/2012

...can't wait for the sequel!

[Prousa]

06:09 PM on 02/10/2012

I will never ever be so lucky. There. I said it.

[MotorcycleBoy]

02:47 PM on 02/10/2012

my, my, my...

[GeeBee]

01:17 PM on 02/10/2012

The most NSFW feature of this is that more ads for AP lingerie are displayed when it's done. Click on the Shakespearsister one if you see it, hilarious as well as hot, and then that shows more links, and so on, and I may never get a single moment of work done all day!

[cuoi]

05:52 PM on 02/09/2012

Can I bum a cigarette off anyone?

[HiramWdwsn]

07:34 PM on 02/10/2012

Already? Hahaha

[cuoi]

05:48 PM on 02/09/2012

That video was...wait 15 minutes, after I watch it a few more times...

[justbenice]

12:05 PM on 02/09/2012

Whoa... smokin' hot! Wow. Love it. :)

[Highball]

06:25 AM on 02/09/2012

Dayum! That was really hot.

[LeonaC]

08:53 PM on 02/08/2012

does the guy being there really add anything? just sayin, kinda ruined it for me. he's not even wearing the lingerie! but don't listen to me i'm a lesbian.

[Waldimore]

10:45 AM on 02/09/2012

I'm not a lesbian, but I'd have more respect for this ad if the guy wasn't there. I've had it up to here with media's endless push for this kind of sexuality. Either you are or you aren't. And if it's about menage a trois, how about it in the reverse? Maybe 2 guys to one chick, or maybe 3 chicks or 3 guys. I'm tired of so-called heterosexual men pushing THEIR agenda ad nauseum. And heterosexual women should be, too.

[Jced]

12:48 PM on 02/09/2012

I agree, woman should push their fantasies and wants!!! Let's start with mine!

[think-it-over]

12:43 PM on 02/10/2012

It's an ad intended to sell sexy lingerie and released just before Valentines Day. They'd be foolish if the ad wasn't intended to appeal to men, and they're selling fantasy at least as much as a real product. I can't speak for all men, but if I have a fantasy that includes two women rolling around a bed in sexy lingerie it definitely includes one guy. They may wish you enjoyed it, but I think they're betting that I did.

[LeonaC]

08:38 PM on 02/10/2012

yes, how romantic for valentines day, having to share. having to perform for the guy. how intimate. this is why i moved over to the dark side, guys are sick. even so called "nice guys" universally have this fantasy.

and by the way, women buy lingerie, men rarely do. if they did, they wouldn't buy agent provocateur, it's too pricey. one bra runs over $200. so guys if you're thinking buying your two girls these outfits in order to coax them into the sought after threesome, prepare to fork over quite a lot. still think it's hot?

i for one, don't...and i used to buy this brand, even at those prices. i don't think i will any more. AP, you lost a customer. and i'm probably not the only one.

[TheMilesHome]

08:52 PM on 02/08/2012

There's something new for the bucket list.

[morris111]

08:26 PM on 02/08/2012

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph - and the donkey too....

[cuoi]

05:47 PM on 02/09/2012

the first time I read your comment I laughed. The second time, after thinking about it, I laughed some more! I don't understand...

[morris111]

06:28 PM on 02/09/2012

Legend has it that Mary, who was pregnant with Jesus, rode into Bethlehem on the back of a donkey, led by Joseph.
I didn't want to leave anyone out!!!

[kevinc5a]

01:43 PM on 02/08/2012

I think she likes me.

[separatingwheatfromchaff]

07:41 AM on 02/08/2012

I wonder how many takes that took......

[cuoi]

05:49 PM on 02/09/2012

I took many takes...

[MichaelFroemel]

06:37 AM on 02/08/2012

How big is that blanket? Just wonder...