'Tis the season for Valentine's Day commercials, meaning candy hearts, Hallmark cards, diamond rings... and yes, sexy lingerie.
So to stand out from the pack, Agent Provocateur has decided to live up to its "provocateur" name with a new campaign video, called "The Initiate."
As described on the lingerie brand's Youtube page, the film portrays "a feminine sensuality rather than unabashed sexuality." As described by us, it shows the exact opposite.
In the Jordan Scott-directed short, French actress Mylene Jampanoi rolls around in satin sheets with a man and a woman, limbs all a-twisted. Although there are no nip slips, there's some serious skin and plenty of lip-biting, toe-curling action.
Surprisingly, the film still manages to highlight the actual product, meaning bras, panties and complicated garter-like pieces. The purple and green lace lingerie is pretty without being overly sexy.
Until, you know, you decide to have a menage a trois in it. Then it's plenty sexy.
Enjoy the NSFW clip... just make sure your boss can't see your screen.
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