Naked Man In Car Crash Arrested In Beachwood, Ohio

Mothers everywhere used to warn their children to wear clean underwear in case they got in an accident, but this guy apparently didn't get the message.

Police arrested a man they said was running naked from the scene of a car crash near Cleveland on Wednesday, TV station WEWS reports.

The nude man (to be fair, he was wearing a pair of socks) was either the driver or passenger in a blue Ford Taurus that collided with another car at 2 a.m. in Beachwood, Ohio, the station said.

Cops charged the Torriano Brown with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol and reckless driving, Patch reports. His passenger Willie Chandler was busted for alleged weapon possession, but police wouldn't tell Patch which suspect was in the buff.

There were no public nudity charges, but the incident calls to mind a long list of things you can't do naked, such as a woman who exposed herself on her daughter's schoolbus and a man who went fishing in his birthday suit.

Comments

[Mark Helfgott]

12:32 AM on 02/13/2012

Why do I find this perfecly normal?

[badboyxyz]

06:52 PM on 02/12/2012

good thing he had socks on its cold up there

[ccsysglf]

06:07 PM on 02/12/2012

had on socks, at least he wasn't driving barefoot...

[psandysdad]

12:27 PM on 02/10/2012

The big mall I go to is in Beachwood! This is a little too close! Now, remembering that it's pretty cold in Ohio right now, why was he wearing nothing but socks?

[acarioti]

10:13 AM on 02/10/2012

The ole deamon alcohol!

[shawman65]

09:38 AM on 02/10/2012

Darn it Mr. Bush, put some clothes on

[cmel57]

09:36 AM on 02/10/2012

His passenger was doing the gear shifting. PS- It was an automatic transmission.

[cmfrtblebbw]

08:56 AM on 02/10/2012

They definifitely weren't his "Lucky Socks"!

[rick raton]

11:56 PM on 02/09/2012

I am glad he had socks on. I just can't stand men without socks.

[ccsysglf]

06:08 PM on 02/12/2012

tmi tmi tmi...

[smeeg]

11:22 PM on 02/09/2012

streaker!!!!! woo hoo!

[grkow]

08:52 PM on 02/09/2012

Crack or meth heads are always over heating, only need one "compartment" to store drugs, and frequently rely on the marvels of the human body to stash their stuff.

[Visualizer]

07:37 PM on 02/09/2012

Disappointing HuffPost - Didn't see nuthin'

[tincup2005]

06:35 PM on 02/09/2012

When the police saw his appendage, they classified the accident as "no-fault."

[ccsysglf]

06:11 PM on 02/12/2012

just got out of the pool, it was shrinkage. honest...

[tincup2005]

06:34 PM on 02/09/2012

He wasn't naked. He was wearing socks. Shoddy journalism.

[mrasmu6637]

05:07 PM on 02/09/2012

one time at band camp.........

[ccsysglf]

06:09 PM on 02/12/2012

#1 bawaaaaaaaaaaaa...