"Your text messages are not that important, dude."
The "Whole Foods Parking Lot" dudes are back, and this video tops them all. This one slams clueless Angelenos who are glued to their phones for swerve-walking/driving, shouting about their STDs at the gym or generally being phone-drunk in public.
Wish your girlfriend loved you as much as her phone? You're going to want to play this one for her, your cool friends and everyone else that ignores you all day for their piece of plastic.
Unless you're reading this on your phone, "Could you PLEASE put your phone down?!"