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Miami's Top 10 Bathrooms For Getting Frisky On Valentine's Day

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 02/14/2012 10:27 am   Updated: 02/14/2012 11:41 am

Love is in the air -- can you feel it? It's Valentine's Day, the Christmas of the love biz, a marketer's dream, a day of shallow acknowledgement and passion and diamonds and sappy Facebook posts and food and widdle chocolate hearts and a doom-like pressure David Bowie and Freddie Mercury couldn't conjure.

So while you're suffering nuclear annihilation financial meltdown of epic debt-portions, you're out on the town, for goodness' sake. But what if the cynicism clears and you actually start digging him/her/it? You're in the mmmm-moment? Tipsy, tickled, stuffed and actually wanting to do someone, er, something about it before there's a statistical probability you'll slink home, terribly dejected, to watch 'Storage Wars' reruns? Behold: the Top 10 Bathrooms in Miami For Getting Frisky. Don't wait, act now.

Criteria: Likelihood of staff exuding sense of pride or indifference at your inappropriate behavior; Fort Knox locks; cleanliness (for her); filthiness (for him); mirrors, baby, mirrors; proximity to copious booze; hidden locations; unisex capabilities; sufficiently romantic atmosphere within a hundred feet.

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Nestled in the bosom of a nondescript standalone building across the street from Joe's Stone Crab is Symcha's, a cozy, premium culinary den with a sweet plank-cut bar that screams romance. The Men's Room is a drab, pedestrian closet, so head straight to the Ladies' Room, do no pass go, do not hesitate, for lurking behind the door that says "Queen" is a breathtaking wonder of 360-degree mirrors, boudoir lighting, bamboo, roses, furnishings, oiled scrubbing salts and enough square footage to spank a small town cheerleading squad. Make memories -- epic, sweeping, memories -- then make a getaway. No reasonably interested woman in the world wouldn't exploit this luxurious domain, so let the games begin.
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psandysdad
The older you get, the more excuses you have.
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07:01 AM on 02/15/2012
No thrill like a filthy bathroom, right, men?
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Knightro829
Viva la Cleptocracia!!
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12:54 PM on 02/14/2012
Stay classy, Miami.
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Dahveed1
Rational discussion is the basis of a democracy.
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03:15 PM on 02/18/2012
LOL!
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